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Trebor.
Emeritus
May 16th 2019


60329 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

2.5



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Slex
May 16th 2019


17869 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Mic drop

tectactoe
May 16th 2019


9228 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I dunno, I revisit this almost daily and it's still pretty much perfect.

Lucman
July 4th 2019


5537 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Revisiting this and man it's good.

tectactoe
July 10th 2019


9228 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I've often debated whether this or On The Impossible Past is my favorite (alt-)pop-punk album, and I think I'm finally convinced that it's *this*. What an amazing album. And for fun:



"The Future is Cancelled" Tier List

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S: Brother; The Future Is Cancelled Pt. I; You Have Flaws; Shoddy Workmanship

A+: Annina, We Will Miss You; Montreal; Here's to Forever; A Bitter Divorce

A: More Tequila, Less Joe; Beer Can

B+: Adultery

B: Lake

Pikazilla
July 10th 2019


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Revisited this today. Some jams here and there, but still not sure I understand the hype overall.



Same.

SymbolicInTime
July 10th 2019


7380 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Baller album, agreed



Putting Lake in B tier offends me dearly

tectactoe
July 10th 2019


9228 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

B-tier is still good though. I do think it's the album's weakest song but nowhere close to skippable.

THERE'S NO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

Slex
July 10th 2019


17869 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Lmaooooooooooooooo imagine having the AUDACITY to not put A Bitter Divorce in the highest tier

I’m blown away

WatchItExplode
July 10th 2019


10700 Comments


I'm not sure I can get behind the hyperbole either but an average or below average album this is clearly not.

tectactoe
July 10th 2019


9228 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Some days it could be S-tier. That was the hardest one to place, honestly. I'm feeling like an A++ right now/

Artuma
July 10th 2019


32828 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"Lmaooooooooooooooo imagine having the AUDACITY to not put A Bitter Divorce in the highest tier"



not even in the top half imo

tectactoe
July 10th 2019


9228 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

The only way I can think to improve this album would be having Brothers as the opening, making a perfectly full-circle opener/closer combo between that and Shoddy Workmanship. Though I'm not sure exactly where Adultery would "fit" in this theoretical reworking.

ian b
July 10th 2019


2179 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I've revisited it recently too and it definitely is my favorite emo/punk album at least of the decade.



but since you had to go and do Lake and Adultery like that, while having You Have Flaws at the highest,



here's the Offical™ Tier List:



S tier: Shoddy Workmanship, Annina We Will Miss You, Adultery, More Tequila Less Joe



A tier: Brother, A Bitter Divorce, Here's to Forever, Lake, Montreal



B+tier: The Future Is Cancelled (Part I),



B/C tier: Beer Can, You Have Flaws



what do y'all think

tectactoe
July 10th 2019


9228 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Sad about YOU HAVE FLAWS being bottom tier, but I respect the divisiveness of ADULTERY and MORE TEQUILA in the top tier.

ian b
July 10th 2019


2179 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

yeah that song has a lot of personal attachment to me at least when i listen, but honestly i can't remember much about You Have Flaws besides the cool intro/first 30 seconds

WatchItExplode
July 10th 2019


10700 Comments


Adultery is prob my fave on this

Clumseee
July 10th 2019


1847 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Adultery is a certified banger.

Deathconscious
July 10th 2019


27884 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

for sure, i remember hoping for more weird dissonance like that when i first listened to this.

AngryJohnny
July 10th 2019


1028 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Brother Montreal and Bitter Divorce would be my top tier I think



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