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dbizzles
March 6th 2017


15413 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I suppose.

Storm In A Teacup
March 6th 2017


47095 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

There is a strong characteristic in the relationship of the bands Paramore, Converge, and Senses Fail. All are heavily known for their sappy song lyrics based usually on the antics of love. Today we will be taking a look under the microscope into just how similar these three bands are. I will be your tour guide today, call me Stormamore

Snake.
March 6th 2017


25598 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

converge is a shirt band if you dig deep enough

Storm In A Teacup
March 6th 2017


47095 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

doesn't count. all bands have people wearing a shirt of them. there are even people who don't know they're wearing a band shirt. so any band can be a shirt band if you dig deep enough. there has to be an instant cognitive reaction when the brain connects a band to cotton

Snake.
March 6th 2017


25598 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

if you're a wannabe hardcore kid you've definitely seen the jane doe face stretched up and down somebody's torso at least ONCE

Storm In A Teacup
March 6th 2017


47095 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

once isn't good enough. do you not understand instant cognitive reactions



"Nirvana are a shirt band"



definitely

Snake.
March 6th 2017


25598 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

ok once wasn't exaggerating enough i guess



basically if you've ever been to a hardcore show there is an abundance of jane doe t-shirts as far as the eye can see, probably the highest concentration of t-shirts in that show than any other shirt that could be found, a concentration high enough for the aforementioned wannabe hardcore kid to develop a cognitive reaction when he finds the album art of jane doe on some website or another person's t-shirt somewhere down the road

Storm In A Teacup
March 6th 2017


47095 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

yeah but hardcore is for teenagers and they'll wear anything

Storm In A Teacup
March 6th 2017


47095 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

anyway, back to the Paramore, Senses Fail, and Converge tour

MillionDead
March 6th 2017


6307 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeah, Converge are pretty shirty. But when your art is so good, you almost have to be.

dbizzles
March 6th 2017


15413 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

In what order would they play, Stormamore?

Storm In A Teacup
March 6th 2017


47095 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Yeah Converge has some amazing album art

Storm In A Teacup
March 6th 2017


47095 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Senses Fail would open, Converge would play second, Hayley would come out and sing with Converge, and a set change up happens while Converge is still on and it would seamlessly transition to Paramore in an instant.

StarlessCore
March 6th 2017


7813 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"basically if you've ever been to a hardcore show there is an abundance of jane doe t-shirts as far as the eye can see, probably the highest concentration of t-shirts in that show than any other shirt that could be found, a concentration high enough for the aforementioned wannabe hardcore kid to develop a cognitive reaction when he finds the album art of jane doe on some website or another person's t-shirt somewhere down the road"



this



sounds like u havent been to many of these types of shows storm

Satellite
March 6th 2017


26539 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

this reminds me that i lost my jane doe shirt :/

every time i move i lose about 1/4 of my clothing. i can't be the only one with this problem.

Snake.
March 6th 2017


25598 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

not at all i lose shirts by the dozen every year

StarlessCore
March 6th 2017


7813 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i had an elliott smith roman candle shirt



gone

Storm In A Teacup
March 6th 2017


47095 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

it's been eleven years since I went to one or two shows weekly but back then they were usually some type of metal or hardcore but you guys can't pretend hardcore shows are more prevalent now than they used to be. the eighties and nineties and 2000s would have been the best time for hardcore shows.

Satellite
March 6th 2017


26539 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

one time my dog got sprayed by a skunk and i had to throw out the descendents shirt i was wearing because of the stank :/

Storm In A Teacup
March 6th 2017


47095 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

skunk drive bys on the road have always smelled like some bomb weed to me



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