Album Rating: 5.0

>Egarran, I made the exact same complaint at the time of release

OK, you're off the hook.



Ooh pagebreak, let me use this opportunity to thank you all for keeping this thread spiraling.

Album Rating: 3.0

Is this the biggest thread on Sputnik? 774 pages

Album Rating: 5.0

"Ooh pagebreak, let me use this opportunity to thank you all for keeping this thread spiraling."



Thread is Fibonaccing hard yeah

Album Rating: 4.0

Pneuma is the greatest song of all time. I listen to it only when doing MXE (any lesser drug would dull the experience) or when I'm driving at 270km/h on the autobahn so I disintegrate faster than the song integrates. Meanwhile you listen to it and react like a chicken reading Shakespeare. Enjoy your 1.5 Pneuma and your 1.5 life.

"react like a chicken reading Shakespeare." is that how tool lyrics are written?

Album Rating: 4.0

Words are binary constructs. Apart from sparking imagination, they're as profound as the sounds frogs make. Whether it's Tool, Nickelback, Joni Mitchell, Blim Pizkit, you name it, all chicken reading Shakespeare.

The fuck is this mycelium mumbling?

Album Rating: 5.0

People actually thinking that an entire symphony can be stored in one groove on piece of vinyl.



No no, it sends a simple vibrating signal to your brain and then the symphony is created. Music or any other sound you hear is just neurons firing and it's obviously completely subjective. So, the bigger the brain, the better the music.

This should be obvious.

If we shared superpositioned neurons would the music you and I hear still be subjective?

Album Rating: 5.0

Good question, but yes there is also lived life element. People can be conditioned to irrationally dislike certain sounds.

I suppose life lends itself to subjectivity, but the question is where we draw the boundaries of the subject. We can also alter memories of subjects such that the lived life can be modified. Perchance.

Album Rating: 5.0

Mayhaps.

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

likewise the plasticity of the brain allows certain usually reprehensible sounds to be conditioned into the delusion that they are good

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

>they're as profound as the sounds frogs make



frogs get 4 phonemes humans have 800 soooo

Album Rating: 3.5

Tbf you have to be very smart to understand tool and this entire page

Album Rating: 5.0

I don't understand Tool or music or this page or the users here. I don't even like Pneuma that much, I hate recycling day especially when it comes once every 13 years, I just love that bridge so much. Kind of reminds me of Pushit from Salival

Album Rating: 1.0

I deleted this. No idea why I'm so mad at 8 AM on a Thursday.

Peepee poopoo, lads.

Album Rating: 5.0

Thank you, Pat.

Album Rating: 5.0

what are you mad at PostmanPat?

Album Rating: 3.5

I've always thought this album is kind of like if you asked someone who doesn't really listen to Tool to describe a Tool album based on what people on the internet say about Tool