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MalleusMaleficarum
April 19th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

did you really have to make that post



i mean, did you REALLY have to dig an even deeper hole for yourself





PurpleDino
April 19th 2012


3839 Comments


I mean I know you're fucking hilarious and all but I don't see a hole

MalleusMaleficarum
April 19th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

you just implied that all death metal bands play fast



after that, you implied that all death metal bands play blast beats.



please stop

PurpleDino
April 19th 2012


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no you inferred that, the blast beat thing was pretty much a joke but obviously you're too funny to realise that

MalleusMaleficarum
April 19th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

oh right



you were kidding

PurpleDino
April 19th 2012


3839 Comments


not entirely, obviously speed and blast beats are death metal standards but I by no means believe that all dm bands play fast or blast

TheFantasticDangler
April 19th 2012


2060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

lmao, cant you just accept that a large majority of death metal is played relatively fast compared to other sub genres and move on?

J0ckstrapsFTW
April 19th 2012


3797 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I care what it is... its orgasmic

ITsHxCTOASTER
April 20th 2012


2520 Comments


Has this nigga not heard of death/doom?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSFwI3_3eXY

ChuckyTruant
April 20th 2012


15956 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I think you guys are getting DM confused with Thrash haha

MalleusMaleficarum
April 20th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"lmao, cant you just accept that a large majority of death metal is played relatively fast compared to other sub genres and move on?"



stop cramming falsehoods down my throat bro, just because youre in a Contortionist thread doesnt mean everyone in here is gonna be as retarded as you and purpledino

ChuckyTruant
April 20th 2012


15956 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah uhmm not Thrash

TheFantasticDangler
April 20th 2012


2060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

stop cramming falsehoods down my throat bro, just because youre in a Contortionist thread doesnt mean everyone in here is gonna be as retarded as you and purpledino



Calling me a retard at the end of a reply that really made no sense does not help your case. Just leave, douche

ZilbelPing
April 20th 2012


6315 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"I think you guys are getting DM confused with Thrash haha"



Yeah, pretty much. It's kinda funny actually, especially dino when he said that you can't blast beat slow.

MalleusMaleficarum
April 20th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"Calling me a retard at the end of a reply that really made no sense"



it made perfect sense



learn 2 read



MalleusMaleficarum
April 20th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

two fucking fags in here trying to act like they know what death metal is





"LOL ITS A FAST GENRE LOL"

Devastator
April 20th 2012


4586 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Death Metal isn't all about speed........... Ever heard of Melo Death?



Comment is not directed at you MalleusMaleficarum.

MalleusMaleficarum
April 20th 2012


16396 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

i know, i know.



the idiocy of users like purpledino and fantasticdangler is pretty rare

TheFantasticDangler
April 20th 2012


2060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Chill dude, i dont even want in on this argument, nor am i arguing with purpledino. If you properly

understand my first comment on the issue, we wouldnt have had this problem. God damn fool.



Fuck it, ill just point it out for you.



"lmao, cant you just accept that a large majority of death metal is played relatively

fast
compared to other sub genres and move on?"



Death metal is a fast genre. I do not agree that it as all about speed, and HAS to have speed. Ok

tough guy? The idiocy of users like you is not rare. Its what makes the internet, and specifically

forums like this so god damn frustrating some times.

ZilbelPing
April 20th 2012


6315 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

If you don't want in, then just drop it and stop commenting. Not so hard.



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