Album Rating: 3.5

Cookies.

Album Rating: 5.0

So it seems.

Album Rating: 3.5

I think we've discovered a link between chocolate chip trip and 73mp3s7. It's all about cookies.

Album Rating: 5.0

The almost infinite fractal configuration of a cookie is a blueprint of the liberated human mind.

Album Rating: 4.5

where r u getting your cookies from Mr Fibonacci‘a bakery

Album Rating: 3.5

"The almost infinite fractal configuration of a cookie is a blueprint of the liberated human mind."



Yeah that checks out

Album Rating: 3.5

some peak reddit today about CCT:



This is one of those tracks where, if you’re a musician, you’ll notice there’s a lot happening beneath the surface. Not to be pretentious, it is simply art, steeped in both tradition and innovation.



The electronic tones blend Berlin School-inspired synths with mysticism, creating a soundscape that draws heavily from Eastern influences. It echoes the Indian ragas of Sgt. Pepper and the Middle Eastern scales explored by Led Zeppelin and King Crimson.



Tabla-like patterns evoke the ceremonial rhythms of Indian classical music, while the polyrhythms recall gamelan orchestras and the asymmetry of Balkan traditions. These ancient rhythms merge seamlessly with modern synthesizers and sequenced tones, crafting a hypnotic interplay between the organic and the mechanical. It is a rich experience, but it helps to understand the traditions that make it so.

Album Rating: 5.0

One cookie can always become more cookies until you reach a subatomic level where a cookie becomes vibration.



>Not to be pretentious, it is simply art

Love it.

Album Rating: 3.5

I need a Ph.D. in TOOL to understood all the subtle underpinnings that run through Danny Carey fucking around with a couple of synth pads huh?

Album Rating: 3.5

"One cookie can always become more cookies until you reach a subatomic level where a cookie becomes vibration."



Some say, thats when the cookies become cream.

Album Rating: 1.0

would've attained them way more clout if the dude in that tasty pasta was capable of name-dropping some source music for 'world history' rather than just Sgt Pepper, Led Zep & Crimson, lmao

if you're gonna be a pretentious try-hard, at least go the whole hog and cite something a little more obscure to amaze your plebeian audience from atop your pedestal

Album Rating: 5.0

This album is pure blisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss



[Sick intro with percussive drumming and bass line]

"Iiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuniiiiiiiiiiiiityyyyy, loooooong overdueeeeee

Cooooooontaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiion, I exhaaaaaaaale youuuuu...."

[Eargasms all over already]

It has some really good songs. I remember this was long waited. Heh

Album Rating: 4.0

Whoever wrote that quoted reddit comment above definitely came when they clicked "Post" since they were edging the entire time while writing it

Album Rating: 3.5

"The use of a crash cymbal on Invincible harken back to the sounds of the 1987 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when a marching band member dropped their cymbal onto snow-slicked asphalt. Danny's use of drums on multiple songs imbues themselves with the spirit of drumming before it. From the bouncy, expertly-timed sounds of the 114th Pennsylvania Volunteer infantry as they pounded on their snares, to the hysterical sounds of Michael Scott and his steel drums, so does Danny Carey as he maneuvers dexterously around his kit, akin to the gyrations and movements of said Union soldiers who had to dance around gunfire while staying on beat. The bullets are Maynard's words, the air between them filled by Danny's immaculately conceived drum fills."

Album Rating: 5.0

Very fitting quote, as this album also caused a civil war between enlightened connoisseurs of high art and haters.

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Ftool-booed-for-disappointing-set-at-their-own-festival-v0-s68ypmy87sne1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D1320%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dcd88a1f7d2529450aa0c1dc99d1ea9e04459a67c


HAHAHAHAHA

Album Rating: 3.5

No one hates TOOL harder than actual TOOL fans. Imagine spending 10k on this shit.

I think its clear TOOL hates their fans harder

Album Rating: 3.5

clown band, imagine being so cucked for a douchebag like Maynard that you’re defending this



Metallica did a whole fucking tour of two nighters with completely different set lists and both shows were longer than what this band was doing. I never would’ve been dumb enough to go to this shit but god how disappointing for the fanboys that did