Album Rating: 5.0
I don't think it's safe to have sex with Tool on the background. Cum could go all fibonacci and fertilize extradimensional life.
PS: Not to mention your baby would be born with three eyes.
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Album Rating: 5.0
This is the first Sputnikmusic thread I read today
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Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off
as mighty as my weener may be my ego is all in the baaaaaaaaaaaaallllllsssss
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Album Rating: 2.5
As a drummer of 25+ years, there is no way Danny Carey is the best drummer and I'm sure he'd even say that He's a fucking world class, mindblowing drummer and he is perfect for his band, but there is no way he is the best, if anyone even can be such a thing.
Agreed 100%. I don't mind if people think he is the best, though I think they're confusing "favorite" with "best". But really, I just think it's crazy how I drop a compliment like "He's one of the best" and got flamed for it because my praise wasn't high enough lol.
"the fanbase of literally everything ever of all time has lots of retards and assholes. So this is kind of a pointless remark."
I don't see how that's relevant, and I wasn't just talking about fans being assholes. I was talking about the Tool fans who are basically like a cult, always insanely pretentious, and act as though listening to Tool literally makes them spiritually "enlightened". I explained it in my other comment, and I think everyone here knows exactly the type of Tool fans I'm talking about.
There's absolutely other bands with similarly cult-like fanbases, but my point still stands. A good bit of people have a problem with Tool and their fans because of people like that, and Tool just seems to have a large number of fans who are way toxic/cult-like/"out there". That doesn't mean there aren't other bands with fans like that, but then you aren't going to find a bunch of Immolation or Suffocation fans who believe the band members are masters of the occult with the ability to magically control the weather when they play live, but there's plenty of Tool fans who genuinely believe the guys from Tool can do exactly that.
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Album Rating: 2.5
"Hex, that is a lot of ego talking, are you sure you have you done the Shadow work?"
Lmao. Also @ your other comment about some random person saying they knew a lot about it. It seems like "shadow work" has become some kind of trend, I've heard a lot of people talk about it, often after seeing something on TikTok.
Of course, "shadow work" as a psychotherapeutic tool can absolutely be valuable, but that's not usually what people are referring to when they talk about it lol.
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Album Rating: 3.0
Not sure why you're getting so much backlash, you're right on the money
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"the fanbase of literally everything ever of all time has lots of retards and assholes. So this is kind of a pointless remark."
everyone here knows exactly the type of Tool fans I'm talking about [2] this was one of the stupidest comments i've seen in all 764 pages of this thread
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Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off
i mean are you even a fanbase if your thread doesnt have 764 pages
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Album Rating: 2.0
Don’t act like you didn’t get tool tattooed on your head after listening to parabol/parabola johnny
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i did feel like i wanted someone to remove part of my face with a laser, so ig there's some common ground there
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Album Rating: 2.0
Johnny you didn’t answer my question in the combatwoundedveteran thread. Worried about u
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Album Rating: 3.0
"everyone here knows exactly the type of Tool fans I'm talking about"
Actually nope. It's possible to enjoy something without immersing yourself/getting involved with those in the fanbase.
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guarantee you have come across these people + have passed them off as innocuous for whatever unfortunate reason i won't second guess
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=80128&page=94#comments
see larkinhill's legendary meltdown on this and the following page
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Album Rating: 2.0
My two experiences: 1. guy at my college in my lab group wears a tool shirt. I say “nice shirt” he goes “good to hear you listen to GOOD music” and I shook my head in shame. 2. At a tool concert and a kid comes through the crowd looking for his dad, a group of tool fans say “keep pushing, you’ll find him” through like a crowd of thousands of people and the kid shoved through before I could try to intervene with actual help. Asked those same guys to hit their weed pen and they made some stupid joke about whether or not I was in the army. They were trashed
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Album Rating: 4.0
@anode
Funny that you mention that. One time, I was in Italy and google maps was down, so I asked a random guy on the street for directions, and he gave me the wrong ones. Six years later, I can’t help but think that he was probably a Tool fan.
Agreed! Tool sucks, man!
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Album Rating: 5.0
Nah Tool fan intuition = mind GPS.
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Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off
johnny got a hard drive of nothing but sputnik juicy bits
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Album Rating: 2.0
That may have just been someone who didn’t know the right directions and had a go anyway
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Album Rating: 3.5
nuh uh you’re the virgin
that was a fun little read
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Album Rating: 4.5
If y'all like wanna just talk about random nonsense at midnight why don't you just exchange phone numbers and meet up for date instead
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