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parksungjoon
June 15th 2022


47227 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

dam

Pangea
June 15th 2022


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Album Rating: 4.0

oh man that pitchfork review is so bad lmao

JohnnyoftheWell
June 15th 2022


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is that the we're over noir have u heard of coil one

Mort.
June 15th 2022


26405 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

indeed it is





JohnnyoftheWell
June 15th 2022


64287 Comments


ah yeah
it's no p4k lateralus

Mort.
June 15th 2022


26405 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

ok looks like im gonna have to read a tool review

parksungjoon
June 15th 2022


47227 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

my face when people bring up coil but they havent heard the 80s shit

Koris
Emeritus
June 15th 2022


22630 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"ok looks like im gonna have to read a tool review"



The review is the equivalent of climbing Mt. Everest as slowly as possible. Godspeed

Mort.
June 15th 2022


26405 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

jesus christ does every pitchfork writer write with one hand in their pants while whispering 'smart boy smart boy' to themselves

parksungjoon
June 15th 2022


47227 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

they need to check some russolo agreed

Mort.
June 15th 2022


26405 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

'My Summer Vacation, by Crispin Fubert, Ms. Higgins' Eng. Comp. 901



I believe that music comes and goes in cycles, and some of us are lucky enough to ride the crests. The men in my family are perfect examples of this. Initially, I thought that perfect music appeared every 16 years, which is also the number of years between Fubert generations. My dad was born in 1971. In that year, landmark albums were released. They were Nursery Crime by Genesis (the first with Phil Collins), Yes Album by Yes, Aqualung by Jethro Tull, and In the Land of Grey and Pink by Caravan.



My grandfather skipped out on Vietnam-- because Jimi Hendrix himself told him to-- and he moved to Canterbury, which is in the United England. There, he got married to my grandmother, who used to sell baked goods to people at concerts, and they had my dad. After the war, they moved back with a box of awesome records like the ones I mentioned. I think it was cosmic or fate or something that my dad was born the same exact day Chrysalis released Aqualung, in March of 1971.



WATCH





A Brief History of Goth



Jump ahead 16 years later and my dad got this girl pregnant, who turned out to be my mom. It was 1987 and a whole bunch of lame dance music was ruling the world, like Hitler or Jesus or something. But all of the sudden, albums like Metallica's ...And Justice for All, Celtic Frost's Into the Pandemonium, Queensryche's Operation: Mindcrime, and Slayer's South of Heaven came out. That's when I was born.



All those records were sitting around the house we all live in, and I grew up listening to them in the basement. So I couldn't wait until I was 16, because fate says that would be when 1) more kickass records would come out, and 2) I'd get sex. Both were due, because girls are dumb and listen to stuff like N'S(t)ync and BBSuk. But after this summer of 2001, I've had to rethink my entire cycle theory, like maybe the cycles of music are speeding as time goes forward, since two amazing things happened: Tool put out Lateralus and I saw Tool in concert.'







JUST TELL ME ABOUT THE ALBUM I BEG YOU





OH GOD PLEASE







Koris
Emeritus
June 15th 2022


22630 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

It doesn't help that Brent was always the worst goddamn reviewer on that site



Well, along with the site's founder Ryan Schreiber

parksungjoon
June 15th 2022


47227 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

My dad was born in 1971

JohnnyoftheWell
June 15th 2022


64287 Comments


nah, not talking about the music in a Lat review is highly based

parksungjoon
June 15th 2022


47227 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

In July 2017, Maynard's friend Joe Rogan described his writing process in his podcast; "He wrote a song to the Fibonacci sequence. The Fibonacci sequence is a mathematical sequence. It starts from one, the next number is one, and the next number being two, creates the 2+1 which is three, continuing in this mathematical progression. That's how they found the chord progression. It began linking up to the Fibonacci sequence."

Mort.
June 15th 2022


26405 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

list of references/name drops in that review



1. Eric Partridge's Dictionary of the Underworld

2. Story of a Lancashire Thief

3. Rush

4. Sabbath

5. Deftones

6. Limp Bizkit

7. Tim Burton

8. Primus

9. Nursery Crime by Genesis

10. Yes Album by Yes

11. Aqualung by Jethro Tull

12. In the Land of Grey and Pink by Caravan.

13. Jimi Hendrix

14. The vietnamese war

15. The reviewers family history

16. Chrysalis - Aqualung

17. Hitler

18. Jesus

19. Metallica's ...And Justice for All,

20. Celtic Frost's Into the Pandemonium

21. Queensryche's Operation: Mindcrime

22. Slayer's South of Heaven

23. The reviewers birth

24. N'S(t)ync (reviewer is very funny)

25. BBSuk (reviewer is very funny)

26. Peter Gabriel

27. Lars Ulrich

28. Rick Wakeman

29. Gadzooks

30. Blunt Simpson t shirts

31. Original Jackass

32. Orange Julius

33. No doubt

34. R.E.M

35. Modern drummer magazine

36. Fruitopia commercials

37. 'Polterghost'

38. Weezer

JohnnyoftheWell
June 15th 2022


64287 Comments


academic revolution never happens in a vacuum

parksungjoon
June 15th 2022


47227 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

ive always said that academia brainwashes you into a libtard

Mort.
June 15th 2022


26405 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

pls stop with that youll summon the chuds

parksungjoon
June 15th 2022


47227 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

if Trusted Wikipedia Source Joe Rogan didnt



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