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ArsMoriendi
December 3rd 2020


42366 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Colton 3'd this... god why is he such a disappointment

Colton
December 3rd 2020


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Ars has been pissy lately I think losing Jeffery is hitting him hard

Colton
December 3rd 2020


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

it's probably a 3.5 though but shit like Wandering Star drags it down

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
December 3rd 2020


11988 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Nothing drags this album down aside from your WEAK ass takes smhhh

Ok honestly though this is prime for just relaxing with some dim lights a candle and a coffee. Or rather than coffee maybe some Wild Turkey. Either or

Colton
December 3rd 2020


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

the third song is amazing before it becomes not amazing

ArsMoriendi
December 3rd 2020


42366 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Colton should never check my 5s again :|

Colton
December 3rd 2020


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

the first two songs here just write a cheque the rest of the album can't cash. On the third track it starts doing these ugly droning noises and it's just like... why

ArsMoriendi
December 3rd 2020


42366 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Legit Biscuit though



How does anyone not like Biscuit

Colton
December 3rd 2020


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

yeah Biscuit is good

Colton
December 3rd 2020


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

the instrumental has at least 4 notes which is more than Wandering Star can say

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
December 3rd 2020


11988 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

If he likes Mysterons maybe there is redeeming

Only maybe...

Colton
December 3rd 2020


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Mysterons is the best track. I like the drums a lot. Numb is awful sorry Oct

Colton
December 3rd 2020


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

the vocals are Dance Monkey tier

ArsMoriendi
December 3rd 2020


42366 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Stay away from their s/t, Numb's vocal style is more common on that one

LeddSledd
December 3rd 2020


7445 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"Dance Monkey tier"



that's a pretty bold statement and better not be true, I was going to check this soon

Colton
December 3rd 2020


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

lol Octagon



and I have no intention of checking out this band's other albums don't worry

Colton
December 3rd 2020


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I would honestly say Dance Monkey is the better song between the two

LeddSledd
December 3rd 2020


7445 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

:0



Dance Monkey being a better song than anything else has been mathematically proven to be impossible

Colton
December 3rd 2020


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

lol listen to it Ledd and tell us what you think

LeddSledd
December 3rd 2020


7445 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

good idea



pushes up glasses, light glinting off the glass



I'll return with my verdict soon



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