Album Rating: 3.0
The awful synths on this deserve at least a 1.0 reduction.
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Album Rating: 4.0
Those who dislike Tool struggle both with making music and having a discerning taste to back up their opinions about the band. But hey, at least they can pretend to be critics and play with 5-star ratings. Cute!
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Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off
those who tool struggle both with making music and having any functional glottal microvilli. they would lick sandpaper and consider it a symphony
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Album Rating: 3.0
That’s an impressive amount of incorrect assumptions to fit into one paragraph.
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Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off
assuming assumptions are incorrect is an incorrect assumption
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Album Rating: 3.0
Well old mate incorrectly assumed I’m not a Tool fan, can’t play/make music, and don’t have taste; there’s three in one sentence. Amazing performance.
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Album Rating: 5.0
High Tool rating = high IQ rating.
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Album Rating: 4.0
The whole Tool fanbase and hate is actually ridiculous. Tool are one of my favorite bands but I can understand why other people don't really dig them. Plus the militant fanbase probably really puts people off before they could even give an album a full spin to begin with. I have introduced a number of people to Tool over the years but I did it by just giving them the ole "you should give them a shot".....not the "omg they play in 7/8 and maynard's syllables line up with the code of the universe and and and..."
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Album Rating: 4.0
Also this album is already 5 years old...most bands would've dropped three more albums in that time so there's that as well
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Album Rating: 3.0
It's very simple. Listen to the music that you like and respect others doing the same.
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Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off
nah listen to anything and critique praise w/e
in the case of the biggest wastes of time as tool however, annihilate
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Album Rating: 3.0
It's a sign of maturity, I'd say, to be able to live and let live.
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Album Rating: 3.5
Portnoy struggling to learn "Pneuma" was a big surprise to me. I guess that's what happens when you truly mess around with time signatures.
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Album Rating: 4.0
I mean that song is probably Danny's magnum opus, honestly I was surprised they even laid that one on anyone
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Album Rating: 5.0
>I have introduced a number of people to Tool over the years but I did it by just giving them the ole "you should give them a shot".....not the "omg they play in 7/8 and maynard's syllables line up with the code of the universe and and and..."
But the best way is to get them really high and plop them down in front of some high end speakers.
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Album Rating: 3.5
Storm, that was what's crazy to me: when you listen to the song everything seems to sync so well that you're sort of fooled into thinking it is easier than it actually is. Credit to Danny's virtuosity for creating something so complex yet listenable to the layman.
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Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off
so let people hate what is detestable then o mature one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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this album is boring as hell, goes on way too long
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Album Rating: 2.5
Yeah
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Album Rating: 2.5
Album is big dumb
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