You'll never know Frankie's parting shot at Maynard now. You'll have to wonder what he called him for the rest of time.

Was it a time vampire? A diagonal ass nigga? You can only guess.

(For reference, these are 100% authentic Palmeri insults. Google it.)

those are some wack insults

wish that electric shock in 2013 stopped his heart in some ways

I forgot about that when writing it! A new joke within the joke, "lightning had struck," he got electrocuted. I'm more genius than I'm aware of!

lol yeah i presumed that's was why you chose that analogy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6dtsFdBr3k

still one of the funniest things, he drops like a wet sack of shit

Best part is the drummer.

lmao they all despise frankie

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who the fuck is Frankie Palmeri?

smfh

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is he a character in Goodfellas?

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"who the fuck is Frankie Palmeri?"



the best guy

if you ask Franki Palmeri

yeah third eye is legendary, got me into bill hicks
also Lateralus rocks but this is 100% better

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Woke

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Be me at 23

Listen to this while discovering shrooms and Bill Hicks

Feel WOKE AS FUCK

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Goddammit yes Egarran.

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Same but i was 16 lol

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I have since learned that you should start weeding and shrooming no earlier than 18 or your brain will malfunction and you will be a paranoid loon.



So, ha-ha.

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I agree you shouldn't be a minor, but personally i feel no worse off for it. Got a good career, good life and no paranoia. The only downside of having society's veil of illusory materialism lifted so early in life is that crawling back into pandora's box is impossible. Ride or die on the spiritual path now!!! Thank god Tool's hipstery wokeness is there for us lol

guys lets not get too pontifical, plenty of people arrive at that same conclusion without the use of psychedelic drugs and prog metal. I remember during my psych phase i got the semi deluded sense of enlightenment where you believe you understand more about the universe than everybody else (or at least every body who hasn't taken hallucinogens) but in reality it just allows you to view things from a slightly different perspective.

Smoke weed everyday