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FullOfSounds
August 20th 2016


15821 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Do it

BallsDeep
August 20th 2016


4642 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Move countries. All of a sudden you have a talking point with every girl you meet, not to mention girls generally dig foreign guys. If that seems a little extreme which it is, maybe get on tinder or start talking to girls at concerts so you've got something in common? i cant really speak for relationships havent had a longterm gf in over 2 years but ive had a few flings with ladies since then but nothing lasting more then a few weeks, if i can offer one piece of advice its not to settle for a girl you're not happy with for the sake of being with someone, thats something i promised myself id never do.

FullOfSounds
August 20th 2016


15821 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Top notch advice right there

Artuma
August 20th 2016


32828 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i guess i'm lucky enough not having to worry about those things, i've had this long-term relationship going with jane doe and it's not gonna end anytime soon

FullOfSounds
August 20th 2016


15821 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

You need to pop the question

doomjitsu
August 20th 2016


1240 Comments


thanks ballsy for making me somewhat optimistic, i was actually planning to leave this gay shithole because u know russian girls they're fucking uptight as hell, maybe in other countries they don't have to be so robotic when it comes to love business and shit

doomjitsu
August 20th 2016


1240 Comments


like art what about finnish girls are they into self loathing and 80s punk rock

Artuma
August 20th 2016


32828 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

decent-looking ones generally aren't

doomjitsu
August 20th 2016


1240 Comments


yea i don't think they're too different from what we have, probably cold as well, fuck them

BallsDeep
August 20th 2016


4642 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Well i can tell you that aussie girls all think they're fucking queens and the few american girls who aren't short and overweight are unbearably thick and i cant sstand that accent, Brittish girls can be alright or they can be absolute chav slags, most western european girls i met on my recent trip there seemed alright although its a different ball game for me because we're from different sides of the world so they're naturally a bit intrigued whereas Russian girls frankly scare the shit out of me.

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
August 20th 2016


17304 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

american accent? lol

BallsDeep
August 20th 2016


4642 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

yeah im not the biggest fan of it on girls, especially the southern one. To be fair the Aussie accent isn't the best either though

p4p
August 20th 2016


1959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

just remember love is a two way street

SIIMBOLIC
August 20th 2016


1713 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeah Aussie accent rules fuck the haterz

p4p
August 20th 2016


1959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

aussie girls are pretty foxxy i love em

SIIMBOLIC
August 20th 2016


1713 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

A lot are up themselves tho there's truth there

p4p
August 20th 2016


1959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i've met some aussie girls in bali a year ago.`they were all freaked out when i introduced them to kecak dance and leak ritual.

TomorrowIsTuesday
August 21st 2016


658 Comments


concubine is too perfect

TVC15
August 22nd 2016


11384 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

The vinyl rip for this really does wonders

BallsDeep
August 22nd 2016


4642 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Aussie girls think their shit doesn't stink but for alott of them it fucking reaks, that culminates into them just expecting to go out without any cash and have guys buy them their drinks, not on my fucking watch, I've never brought a girl a drink and mever will because that immediately puts them on a pedestal and Im not okay with that unless I'm the pedestal



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