Album Rating: 5.0

Agreed and settled

Album Rating: 4.5

Tis a pity she was a whore

An actual whore like what used to be slagged

Album Rating: 5.0

A proper whore not a slag whoring themselves on social media.



Sums it up tbh.

Album Rating: 3.5

Dirty trollop

Album Rating: 4.5

trotting thotpiece

A proper harlot not a trollop wenching themselves on the yellow pages

Album Rating: 5.0

Yellow pages. Classic.

Actual pages like what used to be made

Album Rating: 5.0

A handy reference book like what used to be made not:



20 ways to plump cushions by Jocasta Slag.

hey now a lot of people prefer cushions on the plumper side

Album Rating: 4.5

Leads on the closer are so good

Actual "home is where the heart is" hand embroidered cottage patio cushions like what used to be made not:

Johnnyofthewells jizz drenched anime waifu body pillow

Album Rating: 5.0

Fucking LOL!!

Album Rating: 4.2

this isn't a tentenko thread, you heathens

Album Rating: 5.0

Evening John.

You have to hand it to pots he does come out with the odd cutting classic. Fuck knows what he’s like in real life, probably an absolute mess of a man but he has got a good sense of humour.

Album Rating: 4.2

Morning Mr. Zak

Oh yes, for sure - I wanna say there's no-one else on Sput who can make a body pillow joke stand up by itself, but maybe that's optimistic

Am not

Not anymore at least

At the very least I dont have to cross the street when I pass a falafel shop which is definite big boy points

Album Rating: 4.2

Hek that's adult

Don't think I've seen a falafel shop in months :[