Album Rating: 5.0

We'll miss him.



He had a lot of nothing to say.



We'll miss him.

Album Rating: 4.5

Best chorus of all time no contest

Album Rating: 5.0

lol great avy 50iL.

Album Rating: 5.0

Quaker!

Album Rating: 5.0

Jamming the album right now and fucking hell man, if this is not in my top 3 I don't know what is.



Hitler giving a receipt for a cake right now.



I am dying.

Album Rating: 5.0

Yup best album ever.

Fuck the mod police for not approving my April Fools' day article about Frankie Palmeri joining Tool. I spent a full five minutes writing it with fake quotes from all the band members and no less than two shots and Maynard for winery stuff and I want my time back.

Album Rating: 5.0

Just don't masturbate today and break even

Album Rating: 4.0

Well Frankies definitely a better vocalist than Maynard



That guys a fuckin hack

My favorite line was "He kept telling us that wine was his only passion now, but was putting out music with Puscifer so we knew that was some A1 bullshit."

thats far too obvious though, literally no one would fall for that

It wasn't to get anyone to fall for it... it was supremely ridiculous and got more and more outrageous as the article went on, with the band mates realizing that "lightning had struck" when they heard Frankie's studio takes on some demos they had sent him.

post it

I didn't save it you dunce.

If anyone knows how to retrieve the url for an unapproved news article that's where it's located.

i do but i'm not gonna tell u

You know nothing Jon Bogan.

wouldnt be much of an april fools if it doesnt fool anyone though, would it

I know that you'll never retrieve your beloved article

Oh it would be.