Album Rating: 4.0

Botb, why do you judge me on my take of Midvillainy when your Tool takes are literal ass?

Sorry Potsy, that looks interesting but I cannot, very busy week!

I don’t think they are even gonna draw the winner for at least a week

Album Rating: 2.5

hope they interview more than one person, I think multiple perspectives will be important

Album Rating: 1.0

I submitted a request on Mort’s behalf, I’m sure he won’t mind being entered twice

Album Rating: 1.0

double entendre

the winner will be procured in like a week yes and oh boi yes to bullying mort. more of that everyone else submit too please!

Album Rating: 5.0

Aw but mort. needs love.



Not only the penetrative kind.

Album Rating: 5.0

Don’t worry, the experiment is ready (≖͠ ͜ʖ≖)👌

Album Rating: 2.5

If not liking tool in 2023 is an ass take what can I say I’m an ass man

Album Rating: 3.0

Who would order a licence plate that says “Assman”?

Personally, i think Tool are mediocre. Very slightly above average

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

i dont need a second one

Album Rating: 2.0

An absolute polished turd

Album Rating: 2.5

Polished brain turd

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

my license plate should read passman

revisiting this after lunch wasn't the best decision I've taken this week

Album Rating: 5.0

was* fixed

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(still like it though, but I feel is their weakest album)

Album Rating: 4.0

I agree with the feeling. If the production leaned more towards a dynamic and modern approach rather than being muffled/-/analog and heavily flawed (Joe Baressi please stop engineering albums if you're reading sputnikmusic), FI could have had a much more expansive sound. The other issue is Maynard, who, despite his usual imperfections, presents here lyrics that are more questionable than ever before, they're not even pretentious... just straight up goofy. His vocal delivery sounding straight out of his 70s on tracks like 7empest doesn't help one bit. However, Invincible and Descending are too perfect of a tracks not to worship them.

Album Rating: 4.0

I don't believe in "bad lyrics". Nothing is pretentious as long as it makes sense - probably everyone's realization while on LSD - words, even bad words, all have an exhausting, almost infinite, amount of MeAnInG. Yet, somehow, Maynard manages to sound like a complete asshat on a couple of these tracks (Pneuma, 7empest, Culling Voices).