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onionbubs
November 16th 2023


23796 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

i wonder how much i actually like on this record nowadays. havent done a beatles dive in a few years



edit: certainly not a 4.5 anymore tho lmao

Koris
Emeritus
November 16th 2023


22618 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Still a very inconsistent listen imo, but the highs are some of the absolute best in the band's discog

nol
November 16th 2023


12280 Comments


but you’ll have to have them all pulled out after the Savoy Truffle …

JohnnyoftheWell
November 16th 2023


64287 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

GOAT BEATLES: Happiness..., Dear Prudence

VERY EXCELLENT BEATLES: Blackbird, While My Guitar Gently Weeps

ACTIVELY GOOD BEATLES: Back in the USSR, I'm So Tired, Julia, Helter Skelter, Revolution 1, Revolution 9, Everyone Blah Blah Monkey, Mother Nature's Son

HAPPY THIS EXISTS BEATLES: Ob-La-Di, Savoy Truffle, Sexy Sadie, Rocky Raccoon, Long Long Long

MEDIOCRE NO-ONE-NEEDED-THIS BEATLES: Glass Onion, Bungalow Bill, Cry Baby Cry, Good Night, Yer Blues, Martha My Dear, I Will

SHUT THE FUCK UP BEATLES: Wild Honey Pie, Piggies, Don't Pass Me By, Why Don't We Do It In The Road?, Honey Pie, Birthday



Notice how the bottom two tiers are 70% McCartney and the top three are disproportionately drawn from the first half of this stupid mess of an album

Koris
Emeritus
November 16th 2023


22618 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

^ I would have put Ob-La-Di and Everyone... Monkey in the bottom tier tbh

onionbubs
November 16th 2023


23796 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

last i jammed this long long long was my favorite here which humors me because when i was getting into this for the first time at 10 years old i mostly just remember being mildly annoyed at having to go over to turn up my stereo after helter skelter because of how quiet it was in comparison lmao. may have actually gone from my bottom 3 to top 1

Koris
Emeritus
November 16th 2023


22618 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

The contrast between Helter Skelter and Long Long Long is beautiful lol. Both top-tier songs on here as well

zakalwe
November 16th 2023


41938 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

@Bubs. The Beatles are forever. You’ll not listen to anything for a few years but something brings you back and each and everytime you realise they were the bollocks.



@John that is actually pretty spot on. I love yer blues though



@Koris Nobody dismisses Monkey. That song is an absolute top tier ripper.

MeatSalad
November 16th 2023


18669 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Paul has a lot of goofy filler tracks on here but I actually don't mind them at all. The blunt stupidity of his random falsetto and yelping in Why Don't We Do It In the Road and Wild Honey Pie is mildly entertaining, if nothing else

RadioSuicide
November 16th 2023


2870 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Only tracks I hard skip off this are Bungalow Bill and Birthday, the rest range from very good to essential

MeatSalad
November 16th 2023


18669 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Bungalow Bill is an always skip for me too, just a dull as shit song. Birthday gets a pass cause I'm a sucker for aggro raspy Paul vox

RadioSuicide
November 16th 2023


2870 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Birthday was, unfortunately, the first Beatles song I can consciously remember hearing, and it was via a stuffed bear that would sing it when you squeezed his paw. I decided then and there that I did not like that shit. Lol.

ReefaJones
November 16th 2023


4060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"MEDIOCRE NO-ONE-NEEDED-THIS BEATLES: Glass Onion, Bungalow Bill, Cry Baby Cry, Good Night, Yer Blues, Martha My Dear, I Will"



Martha My Dear is one of my favorite Beatles songs ever. Mainly because I think it's the most beautiful melody and chord progression they ever wrote



Supercoolguy64
November 16th 2023


12006 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Martha and Do It On The Road both should be moved up a tiereach

ReefaJones
November 16th 2023


4060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Martha should be GOAT Beatles tier

ReefaJones
November 16th 2023


4060 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Also Glass Onion wtf is that take. Should be Goat tier as well

ArsMoriendi
November 16th 2023


42326 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Bungalow Bill is high tier when you’re find out it’s a diss track about a real person they met in India



Some American hypermasculine dude who paid to go on a safari to shoot a tiger and then bragged about it to John

JohnnyoftheWell
November 16th 2023


64287 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

doesn't make it any less cuttable - if Lennon wanted a good diss track, he should have written better music

Glass Onion is self-important fanservice and lightweight songwriting, represents a lot of the ego bloat that clouds this thing

> Mainly because I think it's the most beautiful melody and chord progression they ever wrote

pedestrian mccartney-isms all over the thing, rly unremarkable on both fronts

Kompys2000
November 16th 2023


9483 Comments


Glass Onion is one of their worst post-revolver, so smug blah

Won't hear a word against martha tho

zakalwe
November 16th 2023


41938 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Revolution 9 is fucking woeful.







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