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hangth3dj
February 5th 2025


1050 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I also saw them at Download 24. I was right at the front and thought they played a great set.

ShapeOfJizzToCum
February 8th 2025


1228 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

THere was like one kind of structurally basic song on the EP and of course some ppl were like RADIOROCK BAND NOW!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

artiswar
February 8th 2025


16639 Comments


your fucking name will never not make me do a spit-take

Wildcardbitchesss
February 8th 2025


19709 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I’d agree if it weren’t for the fact that they’re missing a couple of people off this record… idk, not really sure what to make of that. Still dig the ep but I don’t think it’s unreasonable to be a little worried

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
February 8th 2025


19057 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

yeah don't get me wrong super excited to hear what they're cooking (and chances are i'll end up liking it despite all the shit i've talked)

Purpl3Spartan
February 8th 2025


9525 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Their mathy parts are by far their best cuts imo

Zac124
February 10th 2025


4041 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

New singles coming on the 12th. From the teaser, they sound more promising than the EP.

izlez
February 10th 2025


245 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yep, from the small clips we can rest assured that they are not suddenly buttrock

Zac124
February 10th 2025


4041 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Turns out one of the songs on the new album is 12 minutes. So, definitely not butt rock lol.

Ectier
February 10th 2025


4624 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yaaaaay long chaotic insanity

ShapeOfJizzToCum
February 11th 2025


1228 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"your fucking name will never not make me do a spit-take"

Hell god baby damn yeah.



"Yep, from the small clips we can rest assured that they are not suddenly buttrock"

Anyone that was rly worried about this is a cornfed fool. I mean I guess Code Orange went that way so anything's possible but just based on their current trajectory and the EP it seems like a real stretch.



Even Waco Jesus which is the most straight ahead leaning track they've done to date is way too fucking weird for and is so much better than your avg Octane Radio fare. Dillinger Escape Plan has more straight ahead catchy tracks than that.

Calc
Contributing Reviewer
February 11th 2025


18038 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

happened to toothgrinder too

Ectier
February 11th 2025


4624 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

As long as they remain being chaotic and quite strange i am all here for it

trilo
February 11th 2025


7110 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

The Callous Daoboys - I Don't Want to See You in Heaven (May 16)



1. I. Collection of Forgotten Dreams

2. Schizophrenia Legacy

3. Full Moon Guidance

4. Two-Headed Trout

5. Tears on Lambo Leather (feat. Adam Easterling of Orthodox)

6. Lemon

7. Body Horror for Birds (feat. 1ST VOWS)

8. The Demon of Unreality Limping Like a Dog

9. Idiot Temptation Force

10. Douchebag Safari

11. Distracted by the Mona Lisa

12. II. Opt Out

13. III. County Song in Reverse (feat. low before the breeze)



izlez
February 11th 2025


245 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

https://x.com/callousdaoboys/status/1889328428907651340?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
February 11th 2025


19057 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

13 tracks with one of them being a 12min damn. this thing might be over an hour long

GreyShadow
February 11th 2025


8096 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

im gonna explode, holy shit

jrlikestodance
February 11th 2025


6799 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

This is kind of wack. The clean vocals are straight up atrocious

JayEnder
February 11th 2025


22714 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

10. Douchebag Safari



AOTY incoming

Wildcardbitchesss
February 11th 2025


19709 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

“This is kind of wack. The clean vocals are straight up atrocious”

Incorrect try again



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