"The most avant-garde collection of musicians of all time - Tool have absolutely nothing in common with rock music or any other type of music ever, especially nu-metal and Staind (whom they definitely sound nothing like). MJK has pioneered more musical ideas and furthered both Western and Eastern composition in ways that people like Schonberg could only dream of. The very definition of what music can be changes with every new Tool album. I seriously think Maynard is not only the number one musical genius in the history of written music, but also the most intellectual and spiritual person in all of human existence."

what a crock of shit

THIS IS INSTA 5 BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING GENIUSES LIKE THEY HAVE THAT FIBONACCI-THING IN LATERALUS AND THEIR LYRICS ARE SO DEEP AND SPIRITUAL AND PHILOSPHICAL RLY THEY MUST BE ALIENS BECAUSE THIS MUSIC IS SO INCREDIBLE AND COMPLEX AND AVANT-GARDE AND I BELIEVE ONLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE SO DEEEPPP.

"what a crock of shit"
It's called trolling, genius. And you just fell for it.

that may be the case but based on baselines lastfm/constant tool masturbation it rings more true then alot her/its other trolling

I doubt there is a "trolling - songs played on last.fm" scale yet.

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"Also, could somebody explain the Fibonacci sequence to me? It's just so fucking mind-blowingly complex that I can't understand it."



See, knowing you, that is just a ploy. But really it's pretty simple. Do you know how to add? Yes? Well that's all you need.

"Also, could somebody explain the Fibonacci sequence to me? It's just so fucking mind-blowingly complex that I can't understand it."

Idk but it's still fucking genius because its Tool!

Oh, shit. Not another one of those.

Sorry Wolf :/

"Sorry Wolf :/"
Beg you pardon?

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"I just applied for a job at NASA as an astrophysicist and even though I don't have any college degrees, I listed under qualifications "Have listened to Lateralus" and they not only hired me instantly but also made me the chairman and CEO of NASA."



Firstly, NASA is a government entity, therefore it has no "CEO". Its current chairman is not you either. Sorry darl.



And applying for NASA still wont get you the tools and gear required to get to the remote NZ.



In fact all you need is a good boat. I can lend you mine if you like, although I'll need a pretty decent bond deposit for its use.

NASA? Uninspired.

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Sure the car didn't start spiralling out of control?

"molecular physics."
Cool, relies on quantum physics. So you can probably tell us about the Higgs Boson Particle.

Stop giving yourself excuses. Either tell me about quantum physics or your story is bogus.

Quantum physics is for pretentious dumbfags. Real intellects should be spending their time inventing time machines and stuff.

or listen to Lateralus.

"inventing time machines and stuff."
You just destroyed any scientficial credibilty you could have ever had.

"scientficial"

You too, Horsewolf.

Because linguistics and physics go hand in hand. Oh wait... they don't.