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Vesper
December 11th 2011


3085 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

But what happens when the light bulbs in the kitchen go out? :C

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
December 11th 2011


29727 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

candles

Ovrot
December 12th 2011


13303 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

make more sandwiches

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
December 12th 2011


16307 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a light bulb?



































None. Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

Vesper
December 12th 2011


3085 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

With no irony, I will say that I've been complimented for my sandwich-making abilities.



A true feminist can fight for the rights of women and make a mean sandwich. m/

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
December 12th 2011


16307 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

We shall see.

SylentEcho
December 12th 2011


1606 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

make more sandwiches
Why don't women know how to ski?

Ans: Because there's no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen.



With no irony, I will say that I've been complimented for my sandwich-making abilities.
I'm 23 and I still waste my sandwich crusts. Lol.

MO
December 12th 2011


24251 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

lol

LegendofPittman
December 12th 2011


2960 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

So if a tree falls on a woman and kills her,



What the hell was a tree doing in the kitchen?

SylentEcho
December 12th 2011


1606 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Yes. The tree snuck into her kitchen. It's a bad habit some trees have.

Shuyin
December 12th 2011


15064 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

shes gonna make you a mean sandwich

FrozenVain
February 15th 2012


3043 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Best death metal EVER!!!



Awesome review!!

Funeralopolis
February 15th 2012


14586 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

nothing is more satisfying than having your woman make you a sandwhich, it transcends the base system.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
February 15th 2012


29727 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

lord worm has tons of bitches so yeah

AfterTheBreakdown
February 16th 2012


7245 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

obviously

ShadowRemains
February 16th 2012


28717 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

What the hell was a tree doing in the kitchen?




that was treebeard

slashface000
February 20th 2012


38 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Lol!

Yazz_Flute
February 20th 2012


19175 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Phobophile rules nguh

Scoot
February 20th 2012


24183 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

who's the faggot with the 2.5



has he even heard the album

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 20th 2012


116947 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Let's kill him.



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