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Josh D.
July 25th 2026


18757 Comments


This pigfuck shithole of a band popping up did one good thing, which is remind me of this video that I haven't watched in a very long time and I'm enjoying it again. "Stepping in shit, John" m/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtMuzFA-URA

Eakflanderyof
July 25th 2026


7079 Comments


"I can't imagine thinking any of this is anywhere near good."

For real, I showed my wife this and she's never heard the band and she asked if it was a joke.
Then i sent a link to my bandmates and they asked if it was real.

Seems the most common reaction to hearing this is asking if this is real or a joke

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
July 25th 2026


128345 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5 | Sound Off

Seriously lol.

Kusangii
July 25th 2026


9127 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Lulu is better than this

WilhelmBlack
July 25th 2026


641 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

What the fuck is this? My cat killed itself.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
July 25th 2026


128345 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5 | Sound Off

Thats unfortunate.

Dizchu
July 25th 2026


861 Comments


NOW YOUR NIGHTMARE COMES TO LIFE !!

Valzentia
July 25th 2026


1800 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

"Shocking that a record company apparently wanted to release this."



this was self-released

TheAntichrist
July 25th 2026


4508 Comments


da fvck is this shite?

jrlikestodance
July 25th 2026


9079 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Shit

TheAntichrist
July 25th 2026


4508 Comments


a7x managed to make something worse than morbid angel's illud divinum insanus

that's quite the accomplishment for better and certainly for worse

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
July 25th 2026


128345 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5 | Sound Off

Shit [2]

Josh D.
July 25th 2026


18757 Comments


the cover art should be white slimy things crawling around on poo poo

TheSonomaDude
July 25th 2026


10182 Comments


If only they added one or two more layers of effects. That’s what this is missing

jrlikestodance
July 25th 2026


9079 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

And a rap feature

Krpa
July 25th 2026


460 Comments


Fuck is this? It's not even listenable. Couldn't make it through a single song man.

Good review, and kudos to you for making it through whstever this is.

Poet
July 25th 2026


6157 Comments


"Shocking that a record company apparently wanted to release this."

They announced a couple months ago they are an independent band.

I think there are a couple cool individual parts throughout, but this isn't the best. I was hoping it would sound more like (O)rdinary off their last album as that's become a favorite song of mine.

KjSwantko
July 25th 2026


12841 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

“A 7x managed to make something worse than morbid angel's illud divinum insanus”



Illud, while not good, isn’t nearly as bad as this. Not even close. Illud wouldn’t have had such an abysmal average rating if it was released under a different band name

Kusangii
July 25th 2026


9127 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

What would the average be if Death released it?

rockandmetaljunkie
Contributing Reviewer
July 25th 2026


10182 Comments


Is it just me, or does extremely negative reception make me want to immerse myself in an album more than overwhelmingly positive reception does?



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