Behemoth The Shit Ov God
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AlkemestRedux
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2026


3691 Comments


I'm gonna have to listen to this before I see them, aren't I? Jamming The Satanist now and it's so good. Sounds like this is a dumpster fire in comparison lol

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 13th 2026


128853 Comments

Album Rating: 2.3

It is lol.

DarkSideOfLucca
April 13th 2026


19842 Comments


I remember thinking The Satanist revitalized this band

Wtf happened

XyphDryne
April 27th 2026


412 Comments


"The Sh*t Ov God" The Shit Ov God.
Fixed it for you.
Why is it these days that everyday vocabulary cannot be written in full form? Jebus.

Christbait
April 27th 2026


2135 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Shit's gonna unalive me that's for sure.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 27th 2026


128853 Comments

Album Rating: 2.3

Lol

Rowhaus
April 27th 2026


8090 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Taking a behemoth of a shit rn

AlkemestRedux
Contributing Reviewer
April 27th 2026


3691 Comments


oh god i'm bakin another turd in the shit OVen

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 27th 2026


128853 Comments

Album Rating: 2.3

The Shit Ov Shit

arthropod
April 27th 2026


3734 Comments


Hear me ovt brothers, vor the cover art harbors deep symbolic meaning.
As yov can see, it depicts a brovn inverted host labeled as The Shit ov God, abovt to be consvmed by a vovl creatvre with the name ov the band positioned on its chest.

This majestic icon represents Nergal svalloving shit to commit the enshittivication ov Behemoth. Even has his tongve ovt because he likes it.

AlkemestRedux
Contributing Reviewer
April 27th 2026


3691 Comments


lolol I forgot at their show they had these SHI letters on banners behind them with an upside down T. So cool! So sick!

YuriZakhaev
April 28th 2026


1311 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"I remember thinking The Satanist revitalized this band



Wtf happened"



I think Nergal ran out of shit to talk about and that passion just isn't really there like it used to be. That, and Behemoth is def more of a brand now. Had to unfollow him on IG because he would just post him riding around in his nice Mercedes, opening up barber shops, and complaining about antifa. Huge bummer for sure, although I liked ILYAYD for the most part. Wouldn't mind a new Azarath album, personally.

heck
June 11th 2026


7862 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

the newest Hate album is better than anything Behemoth has done since The Satanist



I think Azarath has an album coming out this year too

combustion07
June 11th 2026


13450 Comments


Possibly the best album title of all time

Emim
June 11th 2026


40393 Comments


the poop ov butt

Christbait
June 11th 2026


2135 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

"Had to unfollow him on IG because he would just post him riding around in his nice Mercedes, opening up barber shops, and complaining about antifa"



He was a great source of humor for me and my buddy for a while because of his Nergalposting. The sort of faux enlightenment bullshit weak people seem to mistake for intelligence.

ToSmokMuzyki
June 11th 2026


15899 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

christbutt the stronk

AlkemestRedux
Contributing Reviewer
June 11th 2026


3691 Comments


Nergal has chosen to walk the path of Boomer. All Hail Meta. Like Share & Subscribe.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
June 11th 2026


128853 Comments

Album Rating: 2.3

The Shit Ov Men

Kusangii
June 11th 2026


9248 Comments


The shit ov Hawks



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