Humanity's Last Breath Ashen
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nash1311
August 13th 2023


8146 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

“Assumed they were 1,311 years old tbh, no particular reason why.”



Are you low key saying I’m wise?? 🥹



Everybody so surprised I’m 34 makes me think maybe I’m immature lol

MarsKid
Emeritus
August 13th 2023


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Wouldn't say I'm unaware of it my man, I know what this kind of music is designed to do. If that sort of pure heaviness is what I want, I'd turn to something like Rorcal instead, and any other number of artists that can put in a little variety in the midst of their heavy assault. Things get monotonous at a certain point when it's the same song copy-pasted for a long time. Respect to those that want pure-heavy no-thinking music, but even then I feel this record doesn't do enough in that regard.



I've got a right to criticize, as do you, and also the right to criticize my writing and disagree with me. That's art! If we can't discuss it, whether we enjoy it or not, we sorta lose a lot of intrigue from life, y'know?

trilo
August 13th 2023


6310 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

nah i just think most people on the internet are in their early mid 20s idk why



except if you post in osdm threads then i know ur an oldhead

nash1311
August 13th 2023


8146 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Prob cause most are children definitely. Or act like it

Hawks
August 13th 2023


88338 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Hey I'm only 31 I'm not ancient yet. :[

nash1311
August 13th 2023


8146 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

There’s time for that no rush

Kusangii
August 13th 2023


6612 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Hey Hawks we're the same age wanna be friends?

Tundra
August 13th 2023


9730 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I'm highly mature

Purpl3Spartan
August 13th 2023


8643 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Big if true

Pikazilla
August 13th 2023


29819 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

album is sick/their best work. spuntik's userbase has always and will always be flannel wearing folds arms at shows except when drinking an ipa thick framed glasses small beanie with scruffy facial hair incels or has a 4/10 gf who is unsatisfied sexually. i am 0% surprised anytime they give low reviews to anything with 7 or 8 strings and low growls. 0%.

IntoTheFire
August 13th 2023


329 Comments


yeah listened to the rest and this is the same shit over and over jesus christ. would be fun to blast in the car though

Hawks
August 13th 2023


88338 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Nah just blast some Incantation or Cannibal Corpse. That's what I've been doing.

Pikazilla
August 13th 2023


29819 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

album is sick/their best work. spuntik's userbase has always and will always be flannel wearing folds arms at shows except when drinking an ipa thick framed glasses small beanie with scruffy facial hair incels or has a 4/10 gf who is unsatisfied sexually. i am 0% surprised anytime they give low reviews to anything with 7 or 8 strings and low growls. 0%.



Hawks
August 13th 2023


88338 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

album is sick/their best work. spuntik's userbase has always and will always be flannel wearing folds arms at shows except when drinking an ipa thick framed glasses small beanie with scruffy facial hair incels or has a 4/10 gf who is unsatisfied sexually. i am 0% surprised anytime they give low reviews to anything with 7 or 8 strings and low growls. 0%.

Hawks
August 13th 2023


88338 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

album is sick/their best work. spuntik's userbase has always and will always be flannel wearing folds arms at shows except when drinking an ipa thick framed glasses small beanie with scruffy facial hair incels or has a 4/10 gf who is unsatisfied sexually. i am 0% surprised anytime they give low reviews to anything with 7 or 8 strings and low growls. 0%.

MoM
August 13th 2023


5994 Comments


“album is sick/their best work. spuntik's userbase has always and will always be flannel wearing folds arms at shows except when drinking an ipa thick framed glasses small beanie with scruffy facial hair incels or has a 4/10 gf who is unsatisfied sexually. i am 0% surprised anytime they give low reviews to anything with 7 or 8 strings and low growls. 0%. “

Damn, did they ever miss the mark.



MoM
August 13th 2023


5994 Comments


Listen to Soilent Green -Inevitable Collapse…

Hawks
August 13th 2023


88338 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

This is a generic, WAY overproduced, watered down deathcore album. If you want crushing death metal go listen to Infester and get back to me.

Pikazilla
August 13th 2023


29819 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

'a polished, crushing death metal album with disgusting lows'



did you mean an overproduced, repetitive, derivative chugfest showcasing nonexistent musicianship and band members' creative bankruptcy alongside one of the worst sound engineering jobs in our lord's year 2023

Hawks
August 13th 2023


88338 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Well men, we may have found a new worst user.



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