Album Rating: 3.5

"Joe Rogan is when Avenged Sevenfold listen to Morrissey interviews in between CoD marathons"

I'M NOT READY TO DIE!

(I had to do it).

Greg is when Joe Rogan listens to Jordan Peterson interviews but doesn’t clean his room

Lol Greg tryna clean his room in 2 minutes when his landlord drops by impromptu be like
WASH IT ALL DOWN THE DRAIN

Greg poopytaco amirite

Album Rating: 4.5

God I love this EP

Album Rating: 4.0

God made Mateo love this EP

Album Rating: 4.5

Shit now my brain hurts.

Guess I’ll try DMT and open my third eye to figure out the meaning behind this EP

Greg is Joe Rogan except beer

Who’s shit on stage more times, Joe or Greg?

Probably Greg but Joe has bumped way more stools

Album Rating: 4.5

Greg for sure right?



Joe might have all that meathead nonsense on show but he’s a pussy

If Joe’s never shit on stage, he’s completely dishonored the spirit of Fear Factor

Album Rating: 4.0

Review is the truth. EP bangs.

Album Rating: 3.5

“This is just me being a total dumbass and not reading any of the lyrics, but 13 + 30 = 43



I know it’s 30 under 13 but whatever”



13 under (or divided by) 30 is also 43% (Burnt)

Album Rating: 3.5

Holy shit that chorus on Sacrificial Participant

Always nice to hear more of my boy Greg.

Album Rating: 2.5

"this sounds like it was recorded in an aluminum can"

Its spelt like aluminium and it's pronounced like a-lu-min-ee-um, please get it right

Album Rating: 3.0

Yeah the production on this thing is bizarre but I like it



Also wish it was more than 15 min, seems like such a tease lmao

Album Rating: 4.0

Feel like Greg can be a bit over zealous with his harsh vocals, shows here.



Still love his cleans though.

I’ve been on this site for over a decade and I just can’t imagine living a life like potsy. You’d think being an edge lord contrarian would get old eventually, but nah, he’s just always been like this

Album Rating: 4.0

Absolutely love that chorus on Sacrificial Participant.