I'm not even saying this as a diss; you seem to be weirdly obsessed with me and you've been hellbent on crossing the line in increasingly personal and creepy ways and it really is just sad. If you need a hobby there are other things you can do. You seem capable of putting thoughts and words together sometimes, why not write? Why not work on your music? Do literally anything else.

There have been 5 separate occasions where you put all the "jokes" aside and say "I love you Colton" or "you're my favourite user." I've ignored you all 5 times because I think you're a weirdo and I don't like you. I'm not trying to be your friend. Please just fuck off.

hell bent, hell bent for leather

Tldr

colt you need to stop getting so worked up n pots you do be kinda weird w your hatred

this album slaps tho !

Nah bruh made shit personal ages ago making balding jokes and talking shit about my tattoos etc then I tell him he looks smelly and his clothes suck in banter and he flips his lid. Then he cracking jokes about my mom who is also sick but flips his lid when I take a shot in the dark and land on his siblings. Dude is a clown and can get fucked idgaf

rock hard

ride free

all day

all night

Lmao you literally talked shit about how I look, posting photos of me in threads when I had never said anything about you, and cracked a thousand your mom jokes, and then I finally crack a couple back and it’s “omg my mom is sick” like actually shut the fuck up. You are such a delusional baby. Then you follow me into countless threads constantly saying how shit my music is (something I never said to you) and then asking me about if I have a job and education (something I never said to you) and then making jokes about my siblings (something I never said to you, and I explicitly asked you not to last night and you did it another 3 times). You will literally badger people about something day in and day out and then the moment they fire back and do exactly what you do back to you, you start playing the victim card. You are such a fucking baby

Just admit you’re being an asshole for your own amusement instead of trying to proclaim I’ve ever wronged you in any way

im out of my depth

im booking you both a couples spa for christmas - just two boys, a bubble bath and a bottle of merlot

i ummm so like

how bout that review ladies & gentlemen

joe can we have beef pleasseeee

yeah but like what dish how about uh the regional favorite known as hamburgers

80/20 heritage dry-aged new wave grass fed cage fed zero/free impossible vegan paleo non-fat leaf lard it’s secretly chicken carpaccio

sorry im a vegetarian




and im not fucking scared of him

lol that's crazy '80/20 heritage dry-aged new wave grass fed cage fed non-free impossible vegan paleo non-fat leaf lard it’s secretly chicken carpaccio' is the name of my nephew

i changed it to zero/free out of respect for your nephew because we aren’t cannibals

@colton make a wish foundation called, said your siblings wanted to meet me

yikes

Album Rating: 4.0

Eww



"it’s secretly chicken carpaccio"



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