Album Rating: 3.5

Church is just so mid-2000's Sky TV episode guide kinda vibe. I actually sort of love it

Album Rating: 3.5

Glimmers of potential throughout this, but the overall package doesn't quite work. A lot of this just falls a bit flat. Trouble In Town, Daddy and Eko are great, and a handful of the shorter passages are really nice too, but as a whole it generally just teeters on with no real peaks of excitement.

Album Rating: 2.9 | Sound Off

Orphans (and most of this) has aged kinda horrifically

Shock horror
Kinda hilarious to think that this supposedly had hype

"Shock horror"

the feelings i experienced clicking on this thread to realize that people on this site have listened to a coldplay album

this did produce a solid A+ tier doof soundoff gotta take those wins

jesus christ this is a double album?

Album Rating: 2.0

unfortunately

what compelled you to do this to yourself

Album Rating: 2.0

there had been claims this was a comeback album

reviewing this in the naive hope that it would put those claims to rest before they died a natural infant death was probably the second most noble thing i ever did as a contrib ngl

comeback to what? millennial U2?

viva la vida was ok computer for 00s radio teens they have come back

Album Rating: 2.0

yes but what permanently damaged the brains of those 00s radio teens in the first place

idk man i had already transcended radio by the 2000's and moved on to listening to Linkin park CD's in my walkman

Album Rating: 2.0

I didn't have a walkman as a kid : ' (

i had a tape player before that even shit was baller

30stm and rise against on the walkman oh man 13 was a good'un for like 3 months

cant remember if my first cd was shaggy or prozzac or hampton the hampster or like now 2

pretty sure mine was american idiot and my parents binned it after leafing through the lyrics booklet before i heard
didn't understand at the time, was mildly annoyed through my teens, and ngl now i'm hella grateful