Album Rating: 5.0

I want to lick his face. Betcha he keeps his pubes nice 'n' trim.

"^THVRTVVN = THREATIN?!"


Holy shit

@art
nice me too

Album Rating: 5.0

Aaaand already forgotten. I had higher hopes for this guy

Oh yeah, this existed. Cool.

Album Rating: 5.0

pretty much everyone's sentiment just about now ahahaha

totally forgot this was a thing. seems to be how things work nowadays with so much stuff in the news every day.


like did you know we had the olympics this year?

Album Rating: 5.0

He's just biding his time right now. I'm sure he'll be playing to empty venues in the US in no time, I believe in him.

"like did you know we had the olympics this year?"
... No.

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

fucking hell The Underworld have booked him for ANOTHER GIG in November. Hopefully by then all the morbid intrigue in him will have died out and once again, nobody will show up.

He's not terrible though. I've seen shittier bands with fan followings.

Album Rating: 5.0

I'd much rather listen to Marina or Anna Murphy than this guy's brand of pop to be honest

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

He's been sued by his former members: http://www.metalsucks.net/2019/05/10/jered-threatins-former-band-members-filed-lawsuits-against-him-and-won/

lol

"Eames, meanwhile, is currently seeking a second guitarist for a Threatin gig this coming November at The Underworld in London, one of the venues in which he played to an empty room on his failed tour last year."
Lmao

LMAO

Notices sent to the Eameses informing them of the court’s judgment were returned “not deliverable as addressed.” Prunera tells MetalSucks that he suspects Kelsey simply wrote “not deliverable as addressed” on the letter and put it back in the mail.

7/10 scam game, true to form

Album Rating: 2.0

i guess living really is dying

Album Rating: 5.0

plebs hating on my man smh

Album Rating: 5.0

threatin is soo handsome and soo talented, even after all this time