That Rolo Tomassi show was jokes though, Mort started chundering as soon as he got out of the taxi back so I had to deal with him as well as some random girl we somehow managed to pick up who was also off her nut

I wasnt too bad tho its just that taxi made me proper queasy man hahah

Im still not sure how i didnt chunder on like the last night of uni when we went propaganda and we were doing shots of whiskey at pres fuck

idk how I didn't whitey after lighting up that night, was lying in my bed at 5am feeling like I was gonna die

ahhh i forgot we smoked with the others, yeah i nearly threw up too had to keep on sitting up in and focusing because the room was spinning too badly

oh and its sick we live right near steve now and he drops to our house

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/tunbridge-wells/news/revealed-the-happiest-place-to-101160/

lmao

"The happiest place in the entire country"
"in Essex"

Dumb people are always the happiest

Also saw a tweet the other day which said
"Slaves are that band Mumford & Sons fans listen to when their parents aren't in the house and they've had a couple pear ciders"
Which I feel like sums it up quite nicely

Hahaha that tweet is perfect

Generic politics 101 (the government is ~~baaadddd~~) over flat ass instrumentals

Slaves are the Green Day of indie music

Man still people defend green day which is fucking baffling like has there ever been more of a weakly punk tryhard band like i cant see how anyone can listen to American Idiot without cringing

I DONT WANNA BE AN AUSSIE FUCKWIT AY CUNT

Green Day are arguably the single most overrated band in pop punk

Cheer Up London just makes me angry, these wankers from Kent acting like they have a clue what they're talking about. They're exactly the kind of people they pretend to be against.

In their defense, both bands were pretty good once. they're both shite now though lol.

I still say they had the potential but threw it away with nonsense.

It was nice when they were both just irreverent punk bands that were a laugh to listen to but they went about "maturity" in the most bland way possible

Sleaford Mods do it so much better and at least they have the background to actually back up what they're saying

I can't stand 'em.

I do remember you saying that at some point. They're not my favourite or anything but Jobseeker is an absolute tune.