This is fucking gold Koris!

Album Rating: 3.5

@artiswar https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/56822/Waking-The-Cadaver-Perverse-Recollections-Of-A-Necromangler/



Enjoy!

Damn Brendan I forgot you were Necrotica lmaoooo.

Album Rating: 3.5

Back in the pre-Babymetal, post-OG era of Sput. Good times :]

I'm about to read this and I can just smell the gold already... but first I have to ask, how the fuck did you rate it 0, I didn't even know that was possible lmao

Those were good fucking times. Man I remember sitting in the basement when I lived with my parents on the computer roaming Sput. Crazy to think that was almost 2 decades ago.

Album Rating: 3.5

I used the inspect-element feature to mess around with the numbers. The mods disabled it for future reviews once they found out though, so I have the distinction of having the only 0.0 review on the entire site :D

holy shit Koris... you win the internet for the day... I've never listened to that album but you certainly painted a picture for me. I'm belly laughing through this and I haven't even reached the comment section yet

“ The album and band only gets hate because they’ve always and still gets mislabeled as a deathcore band. Which is bullshit. It’s clearly slamming brutal death metal. Shows how stupid death metal elitists really are sometimes”

Given all the BDM that SLAPS IN ALL CAPS, this just makes the Cadaver look even worse

Crazy to think that was almost 2 decades ago.

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Album Rating: 3.5

chads voice really came together here

very good production and performance you can tell they really wanted to get big

Album Rating: 4.5

meme dead, band good

Album Rating: 2.5

Much as I loathe this band for what they ended up becoming, How You Remind Me is a damn good song (Even if they basically admitted it was them copying what got on the charts).

It's too bad it's stupid too late so wrong so loOong

+ Hangnail has a nasty riff or two

Album Rating: 3.0

leader of men still their best track by a mile.

Album Rating: 4.0

It's one thing to copy what's in the charts and get yourself in there, but it's another to take that template and turn it into a genuine, bonafide megahit of the century.