review is not contributor quality rip

The sad part of it is, it’s not funny.

oh i wasn't making conversation, merely quoting my favourite passages of the review

:D

Album Rating: 3.5

Yo guys, IDK if you got the memo but MOSH MOSH MOSH



KICK A MOTHERFUCKER IN THE FACE

Album Rating: 3.0

This brings *some* of teh mosh



I don't understand why everyone is being so hard on Ins, i don't think he screwed up in this review at all tbh.



EDIT: and i'd like to add that even though i disagree with him to an extent, he still made his points

well enough. It's a given that this isn't for some people, but so is the fact that these guys only

play like 3 notes throughout the whole EP.

Album Rating: 1.0

ur the best moreira. i think jacs just mad cause he actually loves this album

Album Rating: 3.0

Idk about that but well duh, Jac juns harder than me and Eulogize put together



You're cool in my book as well Ins m/

Guess you're not a sucker for objectively branching out

Ins, why the fuck do you subject yourself to listen to this shit? Its downright sadistic

Lol I don't see the big deal if Insurrection wants to give terrible albums a proper listen and give them a constructive review. He's still contributing to the site.

The band themselves probably takes their music seriously so why not give them an honest review? And even if it's a negative review, it will still attract people who'll dig it. And we all obviously should listen to whatever we enjoy, regardless if others think it's shitty

But Ins, there are still plenty other albums that deserve a review over this!!!

Album Rating: 3.0

the main point of the band is junz



the main negative point of this review is that there are junz



So if you actually know anything about the band before reading this, it's pretty shit review

Album Rating: 3.5

this review is like if you hated the taste of coffee



and for some god damn reason, you went to starbucks and ordered a fucking latte



took a sip, didn't even drink the whole thing



and said UGH THIS SHIT TASTES LIKE COFFEE FUCKING GROSS



and then went on the yelp or some shit and gave it the lowest possible score

The difference is this deserves the lowest score possible

Album Rating: 1.0

the main point of the band is junz



the main negative point of this review is that there are junz

Junz r lif

Album Rating: 3.5

"implying theres no such thing as bad junz"



implying you know the difference

Album Rating: 3.0

I understand the whole "slow as fuck deathcore is a thing", i still don't think that Starbucks

analogy works well in this case tbh. You're kinda saying Black Tongue are the Starbucks of

Deathcore. I don't even like coffe but i'm pretty sure Black Tongue is something somewhat less

conventional than a typical Starbucks latte, and Ins happens to think that there's better coffe

somewhere else too.



Saying he didn't drink the whole thing is also quite unfair, i'm sure he gave this a good couple of

listens before writing and this is mostly because i know him at least well enough to know the guy

takes this seriously.



If we're gonna be accurate about this, let's be accurate.



Ps.: ily Betray bby

Album Rating: 3.0

Gee dude, give it a break haha

betray why are you even arguing over this? It's not like you really liked this record, so why do you care if ins doesn't like it?