Sweet, I'm gonna review new DevilDriver and give it the spanking it deserves.

Why do you guys do this to yourselves

Balances out my mind.

Tomorrow We Die Alive

I mean cmon

Just so I can laugh at people who actually enjoy this drivel and haven't even heard Animals.

Band can eat a dick

Album Rating: 4.0

meh





meh

Album Rating: 2.0

this review is incredibly accurate. Pos

Album Rating: 4.0

Starting to put up with this better than i expected. Might even 3 it

you weren't gonna not

Worst album name ever.

periphery was worse

Album Rating: 2.5

Deathcore bands usually use utterly shitty names, even if they're not humorous in nature. I mean, what's the difference between "Iwrestledabearonce" and "The boy will drown"? Could you tell which band is the humorous one? I couldn't.



guess it's the same with album names

i wrestle da bear once

It's okay Keira Knightley's chest... I still love you

Album Rating: 2.5

Divergency is the like the only song off this I can have fun listening to. Those Egyptian synths are a lot of tun.

periphery was worse [2]

Average is fuck, is a shame cuz with the discovery ( which is an excellent album ) I djent hard with my 7 string guitar and made complex muslim polyrhytms while all of you derp hard.

"periphery was worse"

At least Periphery's was funny. This is funny in the wrong way.

Album Rating: 2.0

Periphery 2 is an amazing display of technical tomfoolery and soaring hooks. Anyone who doesn't enjoy it is boring.



This band was doomed when the only good writer was sentenced to Chelsea Grin.



R.I.P

The Discovery, we will never forget.