Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
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glezz
August 12th 2012


235 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yeah Venom sucked, but this album doesn't.

Horrible review.

Advice, don't review music you hate.

You are supposed to be objective.

Nobody cares about your personal likes.

Talk about the actual music.

Post a diatribe against Black Metal elsewhere.

YoWassupBros
August 12th 2012


151 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"Don't review stuff you don't like, that isn't objective. Bias is only eliminated when you review stuff you like."



Strong logic. Srs though, my mind is officially boggled by someone telling me that nobody cares about my personal likes on a website dedicated to reviewing music.

ValeriusOwns
August 12th 2012


20 Comments


if we want to know what you like, we click your name and look at your ratings. a review is meant to review the album. half of this review is how you can't appreciate black metal, the other half is just retarded.

DeathByAstonishment
August 13th 2012


268 Comments


Well said Valerius, I pos' a good review even if I disagree with the rating. All we have here is an articulate troll. Seriously, how fucking bored does someone have to be to take the time write a grammatically correct troll review. And this guy says he has a life.

HitlerIsTheBest
August 13th 2012


1571 Comments


if youre not even into the genre that the album youre reviewing is apart of, your opinion doesnt really matter.

YoWassupBros
August 13th 2012


151 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"Don't review stuff u don't leik, that isn't the purpose of a website dedicating to reviewing stuff"

HitlerIsTheBest
August 13th 2012


1571 Comments


youve got too much time on your hands, bud.

DarkNoctus
August 13th 2012


12765 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

yeah man, you should spend some time snuggling! [:

YoWassupBros
August 13th 2012


151 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"You wrote a grammatically correct review? You must have no life!"



Lol, the straws y'all are reaching for are pretty amusing. Also, did someone seriously just tell me to spend my time getting friendzoned?? "No, no, I'm sure I don't want to have sex, I just wanna snuggle you, best friend!"

ViperAces
August 13th 2012


12609 Comments


You men are all about sex. It disgusts me.

DeathByAstonishment
August 14th 2012


268 Comments


Not all of us, just the one's that go by "YoWassupBros". He probably has a buzz cut, half-inch plugs and a Montreal expos hat on right now. Maybe even a basketball jersey over top his wife beater to go with his gray sweatpants and nike's. Oh look he's at an Emmure concert...

YoWassupBros
August 14th 2012


151 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

The funny thing is that I don't fit any of those attributes at all (I don't even own a pair of sweats

or even some Nikes!) AND you just ended up WKing. Strong post bro.

glezz
August 18th 2012


235 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"Don't review stuff you don't like, that isn't objective. Bias is only eliminated when you review stuff you like."



Strong logic. Srs though, my mind is officially boggled by someone telling me that nobody cares about my personal likes on a website dedicated to reviewing music.

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Yes. You see, we are trying to read reviews of the music, not your personal dislikes. We don't even know you, nor do we want to. Reviews are OBJECTIVE. Objective is that which can be held for all to talk about and understand. Subjective is your personal feelings, pain, inner thoughts, that we can never experience. Please get some more education before you start an argument with me.

So, you describe what it sounds like, if it breaks new ground, if it is artistically of merit...whether you like the genre, who gives a shit!?

Your review either is convincing or not. If you find much to be desired, recommend it. If you are either a fawning Fanboy or hate Nu-Metal, you have less credibility.

glezz
August 18th 2012


235 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

If you hate Black Metal, you have no credibility reviewing this album.

If you think Mayhem is the greatest thing since sex, you also have no credibility.



This album is a classic, garnering much support by those who like Black Metal.

A TWO is ridiculous.

Graveyard
August 18th 2012


6374 Comments


Always balance out subjectivity and objectivity when it comes to reviewing music.

ViperAces
October 9th 2012


12609 Comments


Lol that summary.

mcg182
December 11th 2012


144 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

If you think Drowning Pool and Linkin Park are metal, I really doubt anyone will take you seriously. And this is coming from a guy who still considers Tool and Volbeat metal.

HitlerIsPissed
December 11th 2012


411 Comments


"If you hate Black Metal, you have no credibility reviewing this album.
If you think Mayhem is the greatest thing since sex, you also have no credibility."

U CANT DISLIKE IT AND YOU CANT LIKE IT TOO MUCH OR U HAVE NO CREDIBILITYRF

shut the fuck up.

eternium
December 11th 2012


16358 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I can understand the not liking black metal part. I sure as hell wouldn't review a Mexicana album because I know I have no business doing so.

evilford
December 11th 2012


71444 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

best thread ever



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