I WOULD CUT MY LEGS AND TITS OFF
WHEN I THINK OF BORIS KARLOFF
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I FEEL THE PAIN
CREEP UP MY LEG
BLOOD RUNS FROM MY NOSE
I PUKE MY GUTS
OUT AT YOUR FEET
YOU'RE MORE MAN THAN I
TO BE DEAD, TO HAVE NO FEELING
TO BE DRY AND SPERMLESS LIKE A GIRL
worst part on the whole album
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OH JACK! OH JACk I BEESECH YOU!
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I WANT SO MUCH TO HURT YOU
I WANT SO MUCH TO HURT YOU
I WANT SO MUCH TO HURT YOU
MARRY ME
I WANT YOU AS MY WIFE
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yeah frustration is definitely the worst song
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WHY DO YOU CHEAT ON ME?
WHY DO I CHEAT ON THEE?
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honestly, almost any lyric on this is Sputnik-quotable.
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I used to think they'd never top
I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU
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I'm going to start using lines from this as Facebook status updates.
I beg you to degrade me
Is there waste that I could eat
I am a secret lover
I am your little girl
Please spit into my mouth
I'm forever in your swirl
Not that any of it makes sense, but what the fuck is a swirl?
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Toilet swirl?
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I SWALLOW YOUR SHARPEST CUTTER
LIKE A COLORED MAN'S D*CK
That's quality right there
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That's racist
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ICED HONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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I WANT YOU ON THE FLOOR
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When you find yourself in a jam, just gnaw on a piece of; CHAR BROILED LAMB
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^ That's not a real lyric, is it?
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I’m only young once
I want to taste it all and have fun
I have no real feelings in my soul
Where most have passion I got a hole
I really got nobody else
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That's not a real lyric, is it?
^ Yep, or at least its close to that. Its in Iced Honey.
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I hope this wins the grammy for best comedy album
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THE LITTLE MAN FOLLOWS HIS NOSE
COUNTS HIS FINGERS AND HIS TOES
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