I am such a link whore, but this is hilarious and well choreographed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FzlTzpt20I

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Fuck yeah!!

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This album debuted number 4 on the top 40...shows us where music has gone....

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Quoting Soulja Boy, and now towards his album, "Man, that damn was ugggly"





**** you, Soulja Boy - I agree



High fives everyone who does also.

I just hope I don't have to see his stupid face again.

He smells.

Pfft. You OBVIOUSLY don't appreciate good (What fucking genre should I classify this shit as?) music. You're just jealous because he's SOULJA BOY.

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Ow. Just typing that hurt my retinas. Though, I'd rather type a review glorifying this fucking train wreck than actually listen to it.

Great review. I nearly pissed myself laughing. XD

i laughed multiple times throughout this review. Thanks.

[QUOTE="blackened07"]Spectrum- He normally listens to the same type of music as me, but for some reason he likes this crap. Oh, and the superman that hoe song, he did a bunch of remixes like batman that hoe and spiderman that hoe. I got to listen to those too. [/QUOTE]

Soulja Boy did not write those remixes nor are they remixes. Everyone played off of "Crank That" and started making their own.

http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=12509

There is a list with many of the ones that are floating about, now.

In "Snap and Roll", Soulja Boy spents nearly four minutes

"Superman that Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
That was an entertaining read Coke. 'Crank That' is constantly played on the radio in my work truck.
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fixed that typo.

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This needs to be but in the Sputnik Music Review hall of fame

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Motion seconded.

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Does this even count as music? I listen to 20 second clips of this on iTunes just to see how bad it is and that was enough. This is why I loathe rap music. 95% of it is completely unoriginal and devoid of any artistic value. Soulja Boy is the poster child of terrible music.

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I can tolerate Kanye even though he is a whiny little bitch. "Stronger" is a pretty decent song.

I think he also includes non-mainstream in that comment, planewreq.

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I did. I mean if you think about it, even non-maintstream rappers are trying to emulate mainstream "artists" (Lil John, Soulja Boy, Lil Wayne, countless other "Lil's" and "Young" whatever). So they end up being shitty as well. Rappers I can kind of respect are Kanye and The Roots.The last line in this review is great. Seriously this guy is such a fucking joke it makes me literally sick. And reading his lyrics makes me want to punch babies.This Message Edited On 11.09.07This Message Edited On 11.09.07

"Fuck you, Soulja Boy. Fuck you with a motherfucking stick."

I feel the exact same way.

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I can tolerate Kanye even though he is a whiny little bitch. "Stronger" is a pretty decent song.

Dont blame the guy for making this music, blame all the people who think's he's fresh, dope and the new ****, the you just gots too music. Hell, I wish I could do the same thing. Skin color would be a problem though.

This is how you write firewood.