Album Rating: 5.0

Unthinkable

Album Rating: 3.5

I think the opener on this is a really really good song, so is The Greatest, rest is like 6/10. best songs on the new one are like, 4/10 maybe. Worst are 0/10

Album Rating: 3.0

is it...the greatest?

Album Rating: 3.5

not even

Album Rating: 2.0

i feel like a literal corpse rn

Album Rating: 2.5

Born to Die stans welcome anyone who has decided to hop off this album's bandwagon.

Album Rating: 1.5

The uproxx review of the new one made me hate her even more and I didn't even think that was possible

Album Rating: 2.0

kompys you have passed the test

plz finish my rev while i curl up in a corner and not exist for a timespan

Album Rating: 3.5

Sowing's gonna swoop in with a 3.5/5 review before you get a chance to attain metacritic immortality if you don't quit your whining

Holy shit the uproxx review

Guys, what are we doing? Are we really sitting around kicking pebbles while we wait for our chance to start slinging insults at a humble American poet/institution like Lana? What have we become?

Album Rating: 1.5

"plz finish my rev while i curl up in a corner and not exist for a timespan"



Do I have to listen to the album or can I just spend 15 minutes looking up screenshots from Sofia Coppola movies and assume I get the gist

Album Rating: 5.0

Happy 69

Worst album title of 2019

Album Rating: 5.0

Not sure why Sputnik feels the need to talk about a new album on a past album thread... Talk about chem trails over there boys

Album Rating: 2.0

over what

Album Rating: 4.5

There isn’t a review thread for it yet dude

Album Rating: 4.0

but we like you anyway, twlichty

Album Rating: 5.0

new album is so frustrating

Album Rating: 4.0

Really? To my ears it's just another OK Lana album. It's got a few hits, a few nice lyrics and a few facekicks to intolerable Swift/lorde stans.

Album Rating: 2.0

Sowing do you vibe Mazzy Star?



Review is almost on the finish strait