this was a low bar to start at ofc. it's funny that people actually believed she could pull off a melodrama

probn the greatest album of our time

Album Rating: 5.0

This is much better than Melodrama. She’s like 2 for 5 on new singles tho yah (but I luvvv “my future”)

Album Rating: 4.0

"lost cause is super dull. sophomore slump incoming"

lost cause #18 on spotify global charts, and Your Power is nowhere to be seen. Can't believe I'm actually rooting for Billie Eilish to get a number 1 but I kind of am (she has literally won 4 grammies why am I actually rooting for her... smh). Your Power is a powerful and gorgeous song, pretty much the same qualities as Everything I Wanted tbh. I've liked all of the singles from this new Eilish album so far besides Therefore I Am (cause it's basically Bad Guy 2.0, let's be real).

the world did not need a repeat of bad guy

Album Rating: 2.0

Bad Guy is one of the worst songs of all time

duh

my future is so good ya

Johnny is not tall

Plants v. Zombies theme > Bad Guy

bad guy is like a 3/5 the worst part is the shoe-horned trap ending.

bad guy is terrible ya

It’s just catchy enough to not be terrible. Her poop scoop equivalent “experimental” songs are way worse than her simple pop songs. Aka bury a friend

Album Rating: 3.5

Gonna go make a band called Poop Scoop Equivalent

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop

Album Rating: 3.5

Kanye's most inspired material

Album Rating: 2.0

the Bad Guy Video and tune might be the cringiest things ever?

Album Rating: 2.0

do do dooo do do doo do do do doo do doo do

Album Rating: 2.0

shhhiiiiittteeee

i was amused though when she mocked someone for not having a job on "lost cause" during a pandemic/recession