Album Rating: 3.0

my favorite part about that totally not creepy comment is how completely unprompted it was

I occasionally forget that sputnik is the land of propriety and continuity

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

yes

ephemeraleternity is your avatar a picture of you in a pair of piss soaked leggings and a metal band shirt? Because if so, its uncannily close to how I imagine you and deserves some adulation

Close but it's Mr Philip Anselmo wearing a pair of leggings with a pug graphic on the crotch region.

tbh without blowing my own load I'm fairly confident I'm the most normal looking user on this site

Besides maybe Ghostbird who is a direct descendent of Adonis (apparently)

90% of the site is normal looking, being "really into music" is one of the most normie hobbies out there

If the notion of being relatively normal looking gets you close to orgasm I sincerely doubt that

also ghostb1rd is over six feet tall

....allegedly

guaranteed 90% of the site is taller than ghostb1rd as well

can confirm im cute

pretty sure ghostb1rd once flat out admitted to me that he is a Yeti and has a red rocket the size of the average human male's forearm

a true alpha male

is a yeti especially tall or am I thinking of a bigfoot

samesame

Yeti is the caucasian bigfoot

I think theres something almost more intimidating about a short dude who hangs major dong tbh

I get u

Album Rating: 4.0

"90% of the site is normal looking, being "really into music" is one of the most normie hobbies out there"



lmao

ghostbird said he was 6'5 and at least 230lbs of raw muscle with 0% bodyfat once but in the yearbook his photo resembled Montgomery burns

I've noticed that the more somebody is actually into music the less they feel like they need to reflect that in their appearance. Like if you can tell that someone's a metalhead from looking at them they probably listen to lamb of god and godsmack