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Allo, ou est le salle de bains s'il vous plait? Ah oui, merci beaucoup🧑‍🎨🧑‍🎨🧑‍🎨

i like the sex-haver metallica alts better than the woo-energy ken alt

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I took 5 years of French just to shitpost in French on sputnikmusic.com at 38 years old on Friday night



BOY my parents are proud of me!

PLUR amirite

strangest user 2k23

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I agree ryus, very enriching no joke. Being an idiot for no reason irl is frowned upon but here it's practically required

That is pure barf celeste

imagine sputniking earnestly

channing behaviour

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Bruh go to sleep you're out of ur fuckin mind

me or woo-energy ken?

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Nah not u, this other guy

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Trve

those arent even blaque spurm lyrics

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I came for sperm but u spelled it spurm now I’m spermblocked

cheq blaque spurm - spurmicical tendancies

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Ain’t no way





Well shit

cummy fridays 🤟

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Laun, laun ago, aunimals aund trees talked to ee'ch oda, but no fire at da time. Ye see, Fox was mostest clever and he tried to dink of a way to ceate fire around da world. Un day, though, he decided to viset the Geece, te-sl, whose cry he wished to learn to mock-mock on the flock- flock goona. Dey promise to teach him if he would fly wid him. So dey contrived a way for to attach wings on Fox, but warned the 'yun savior he could never open his eyes. Whoever the geese was he iz new fire controllable tetitlenaiotlendtydy-kooke. Dat evening, fox he 'faund wata to spring fireflies his water of life, so den he could fly and mix earth with wata. He den saw a luvely 'yun lad beating on a drum, who den excited da fireflies but not him. He says "It is too cool here, I need a warmer place." As fox run along, brush 'aund water and create circle of life. Den soon everybody cum and gather around and unite as one. For da Apache nation of unga-tuta, dis was a gosend and dey soon learned to keep themselves warm and provide shelta'. Yada-Yada!

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Right

“I'M LIKE A HURRICANE OF REGRET AND REMORSE, JUST RAGING AROUND AND DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN MY PATH. I CAN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT, MY MIND IS LIKE A TORNADO OF CHAOS AND INSANITY. BUT THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW I'M SERIOUS, RIGHT? I MEAN, I'M LIKE A WILD ANIMAL, READY TO DO ANYTHING TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.”

This is what happens when you sleep through church. Don’t start going to church and this can’t happen. Amen.