Porcupine Tree In Absentia
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Mad.
September 10th 2013


4925 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I think talking about Miley Cyrus might be a bit much even for Sputnik :' )

OmairSh
September 10th 2013


17931 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

She's a fucking freak, in polite terms

JS19
September 10th 2013


7777 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Omair why out of all the amazingly hot pics of Mary Elizabeth Winstead that exist on this earth you pick the one of her that looks like she's got a bad case of the mumps? : (

OmairSh
September 10th 2013


17931 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Because she still looks amasing!



But now your comment might make me look at the pic differently, damn you!

JamieTwort
September 10th 2013


26988 Comments


What JS said. She doesn't look particularly attractive in that picture.

Mad.
September 10th 2013


4925 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Jennifer Lawrence is where it's at

OmairSh
September 10th 2013


17931 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Good one

Emyay
September 10th 2013


6282 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

yeah i have no clue who that girl in your picture is omair but she looks like shit

OhCarrots
September 10th 2013


335 Comments


I could list all of the things I'd do to Jennifer Lawrence

IbenizGEO1
September 10th 2013


2261 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

do it

Mad.
September 10th 2013


4925 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

It's pretty erotic when her makeup runs

OhCarrots
September 10th 2013


335 Comments


I'd...

>Get Jennifer into my bed with me
>Make out with her wildly (seems obvious)
>Hint that there will be a three-way and not a two-way
>Confuse Jennifer
>Hear the doorbell ring
>See Norah Jones at the door and let her in
>Fuck both of them in a wild orgy with Metallica's Battery playing in the background
>Invite Miley Cyrus
>Have her suck my dick then I proceed to tie her to the pole I bought
>Tell her she has no ass (as if that was even news) and proceed to pound her face in
>Have her watch my orgy with Jennifer and Norah continue
>Untie Miley and tell all three of them to fuck off
>???
>Profit


OhCarrots
September 10th 2013


335 Comments


I'd probably include carrots in there somewhere too

IbenizGEO1
September 10th 2013


2261 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

you have weird tastes dude



Cygnatti
September 10th 2013


36398 Comments


seriously.

OhCarrots
September 10th 2013


335 Comments


I'm a carrot with a dick, what do you think would happen?

conesmoke
September 10th 2013


7875 Comments


hahahahahahaha!

JS19
September 10th 2013


7777 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

'>Fuck both of them in a wild orgy with Metallica's Battery playing in the background'



Oh my

JS19
September 10th 2013


7777 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

And I'm sorry if I ruined your picture Omair, I didn't mean it!

Mongi123
September 10th 2013


22472 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Holy fuck lol



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