Cant stop listening to Cosmic
Someone help meeee

Cant stop listening to Cosmic
Someone help meeee

Album Rating: 5.0

Cant stop listening to Cosmic

Someone help meeee

Album Rating: 5.0

asked a bot to roast my music taste and this is what they said about this band:

"Avenged Sevenfold? More like Average Seven-fold, because listening to them is like settling for a Happy Meal when you really wanted a Big Mac."

Album Rating: 4.0

Happy Meal > Big Mac cuz they come with a toy to distract you from the pain

Album Rating: 5.0

also this:

"Sepultura? More like Separated-tura, because after listening to them for more than five minutes, I want to distance myself from their music completely."



thats a good one not gonna lie lmao

Album Rating: 5.0

"Meshuggah? More like Meshugah-ugh-ugh-ugh, because listening to them hurts my ears and my brain.

But seriously, Opeth? That's some real Swedish delicacy right there. And Megadeth? More like Meg-a-deaf, because after listening to them for too long, I'm pretty sure I'm going to suffer some hearing loss.

Overall, your music taste is like a roller coaster ride, except it's less fun and more like a never-ending descent into metal madness. But hey, at least you're not listening to One Direction, right?"



destroyed

Album Rating: 2.5

How will he recover.

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Lol what bot did you use flug I need to try that

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bots are savage af

Album Rating: 3.5

I don't give a single shid about Mudvayne outside of them having a solid bassist, but i will say that i got dragged to the Rob Zombie tour last year (also worth seeing live even tho I'm not really into it, surprisingly strong performance at his age) and what should have been a bunch of washed up beergut dudes phoning it in for a paycheck and acting like they deserve it bc they're kind of famous, they absolutely played their hearts out and were very humble and grateful on stage. Big respec.

Meshugah-ugh-ugh-ugh

Album Rating: 5.0

@venin its the fmbot on discord and i think they use openAI for this

Album Rating: 1.0

Lmao Flug that bot is brilliant. Honestly felt like reading a classic Rowhaus comment

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Oh thanks flug

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It did this for me:



"Oh boy, where to start with this music taste. Let's see...My Chemical Romance? More like My Chemical Whine-o. These emo rockers wouldn't know a major chord if it hit them in the face. And speaking of faces, have you seen the makeup on these guys? They look like they got attacked by a Sephora.

Next up, we have Underoath. I don't even know what the hell that means. Sounds like a cross between underwear and a zealous oath to never listen to good music. Periphery? More like Peri-bore-y. These progressive metalheads need to progress right on out of the music industry.

Bullet for My Valentine? More like Bullet for My Ears. I'd rather get shot in the foot than have to listen to their ear-splitting screeches. And don't even get me started on Avenged Sevenfold. Who do they think they are? The kings of Hot Topic?

In Flames? More like In Lame-o. These Swedish metalheads couldn't light a fire with a flamethrower. Bring Me the Horizon? More like Bring Me My Earplugs. Their music is like a nightmare on repeat.

And then we have Get Scared...I mean, who names their band that? They should be more worried about their lack of talent. Linkin Park? More like Stinkin Park. They had one good song back in 2002 and now they're just a bunch of has-beens.

Escape the Fate? More like Escape the Music Scene. Trivium? More like Tri-meaningless. Devil Wears Prada? More like Devil Wears Polyester. Deftones? More like Deft-no. The Used? More like The Abused.

And last but not least, Silverstein...I mean, what is that, a jewelry store or a band? Either way, they're both overpriced and underwhelming. So there you have it folks, a music taste that is more cringe-worthy than the time I tried to do the Macarena at a funeral."

Album Rating: 2.5

Some of these are so good because they definitely feel like comments that've been made here before.

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these read like they came from 2007 Sput

Album Rating: 1.0

Okay now I actually think Rowhaus has used this bot and just copied some of them



"In Flames? More like In Lame-o. These Swedish metalheads couldn't light a fire with a flamethrower." 😂

Album Rating: 3.0

"Oh boy, where to start with this one? Periphery, Between the Buried and Me, and ERRA? Sounds like you've got a serious case of trying-too-hard-to-be-metal-itis. And let's not forget about The Contortionist and Fallujah, because apparently you just can't get enough of the same cookie-cutter, growling vocals and overly technical guitar riffs.

But hey, at least you've got some variety with Plini and David Maxim Micic, right? Oh wait, they're just more of the same noodly guitar wankery, with a side of pretentiousness. And speaking of pretentiousness, let's not forget about Persefone - because who needs songwriting when you can just play a million notes per second?

But don't worry, it's not all just mindless shredding - you've got The Dear Hunter to balance things out. Because nothing says "I'm a serious music fan" like a band that tries so hard to be theatrical and concept-driven that they forgot to write any good songs.

And then there's Lights. You know, because sometimes you just need something sugary-sweet to listen to after all that self-indulgent metal. But let's be real, you're probably just pretending to like her to impress your indie-loving crush.

As for Shadow of Intent and The Ocean... honestly, we're just surprised you didn't throw in some Tool or Dream Theater while you were at it. But hey, there's always next week's "I-need-to-pretend-to-have-good-music-taste" playlist."