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fsharptrit0ne
August 1st 2011


4816 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know. During the Persian Gulf war, those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons." "How do you know that?" "Uh, well … we looked at the receipts. But as soon as that check clears, we're goin' in. What time's the bank open? Eight? We're going in at nine. We're going in for God and country and democracy and here's a fetus and he's a Hitler. Whatever you fucking need, let's go. Get motivated behind this, let's go!"



Genius

mvp
August 17th 2011


97 Comments


humanistic

DavidMusicKing
August 24th 2011


4 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

I really really love this album, but to listen to it all together, It feels too long and uninvolving towards the end. So it cant get more than a 3.5 for me....

Megadeth
August 24th 2011


934 Comments


lol

FadeToBlack
August 24th 2011


11043 Comments


so edgy

drds89
September 10th 2011


13 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Classic prog-metal/post-metal, whatever, hard to beat start to finish for the 2000's decade (sans Ticks&Leeches). Every label band seems to need to write a diss song against the music industry machine ala "Have a Cigar".

imjustthatcool
September 28th 2011


43 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

I love this album. I think it's their best, although Aenima is excellent.

Valerius
September 28th 2011


1137 Comments


Undertow is best.

Mixed and mastered perfectly - it sounds like anal sex with a beautiful virgin. No filler. No song too short, no song too long - they are just right. Best hidden track ever recorded. Totally dark and consistent. Paul slaptheshitoutofjustinchancellor D'Amour. Henry B.A.M.F. Rollins. Raw Tool. It's a perfect god damn album.

I'm not going to say anyone is wrong, I'm just going to say please give Undertow the credit it deserves. Tool is one of my favorite bands I've listened to them for 20 years, and to see 10,000 days ranked higher than Undertow on this site is such a shame!

Trebor.
Emeritus
October 1st 2011


60333 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I finally got this

It's pretty rad

wabbit
October 1st 2011


7059 Comments


sucks chode hard.

Trebor.
Emeritus
October 1st 2011


60333 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Schism is really fun on bass though

aok
October 2nd 2011


4631 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

'sucks chode hard. ' -- quit talking about yourself miles. this thread's about tool

jefflebowski
October 2nd 2011


8573 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

don't get all the acclaim for this. I mean, it's ok, but I'm failing to see/hear anything inspired. That said, the Pitchfork review is annoying as shit

Piglet
October 2nd 2011


8564 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

pitchfork can go die in a donkey's rectum.

jefflebowski
October 2nd 2011


8573 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

take pity on the poor donkey

TheChastonGuy
October 2nd 2011


55 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Lord, I have such a love/hate relationship with this band...

Piglet
October 2nd 2011


8564 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

1.9

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/8104-lateralus/

HBFS
October 2nd 2011


1599 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

1.9 hahaha

Piglet
October 2nd 2011


8564 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

pretty much, especially with his analysis of The Grudge

taylormemer
October 2nd 2011


4964 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

p4k are literally a bunch of peasants.



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