Album Rating: 5.0

Olds

T’umper.

Shit name.

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

I was skeptical but it wore me down, best '90s throwback this year

Album Rating: 2.5

this guy's singing style reminds me of White Lighter by Typhoon where they're kinda cry talking the whole time

Album Rating: 2.5

bro you're literally an english teacher

Album Rating: 2.5

jesus is this album what british people tie their sense of national pride to now that the queen is dead? you would think I said bangers and mash is not an acceptable food for a grown man to eat or something

Album Rating: 5.0

daily colton attention-seeking and argument-baiting, do not engage

From the desolate isle where isolation reigned
The people shackled and forever contained
A dish served up with timeless panache
Sausage in spuds we call it bangers and mash.


Grade it John you cunt!

Zak. Year 9

Album Rating: 5.0

"sinternet's balls = only vestigial national pride

"



i always knew this great nation was disappointing

Album Rating: 2.5

me: observation about the vocals on this album



johnny: completely unrelated diss of unrelated artist accompanied by accidental self own



sinternet: incoherent british rage



england: grey sky, mashed potato

Potato

Album Rating: 2.5

there’s a part where he says he’s a gentle hill racer in a crying voice over an ascending piano progression that hits really hard because it’s probably a metaphor for something and he tweeted he has hella anxiety and then i think he screams later and charli xcx is involved somehow but in a way only sinternet truly understands

Album Rating: 3.5

I was oh so nearly baited into patriotism (on that previous page) there, but fortunately we don't really do that and thus I instinctively withdrew from such unseemly nonsense

nevertheless, it must be said...

what is happening?

Album Rating: 3.5

pfft, should be that watery piss known as Carling surely? None of that wannabe French nonsense

true British institution



get out!

Album Rating: 2.5

mashed potato is one of those foods like pasta, how good it is is determined by how big the mountain of butter or oil that you slap on it is and cannot ever be used as a measure of actual cooking ability. on top of just being a food for the elderly

Nobody drinks Carling.
Everybody tucks into mash.

Bet you do John to be fair, mine is alright.

Album Rating: 2.5

i respect italians for dropping the pretension and just going you know what, we’re gonna make literally everything we eat out of oil and cheese and that’s it, we’ll just be a bunch of oily cheese people like tectactoe. it works cause oil and cheese are good but creates an interesting conundrum where the people with some of the best food have the least cooking ability

"how good it is is determined by how big the mountain of butter or oil that you slap on it"

you are one dense mf if you really believe this applies to pasta

Album Rating: 4.5

too many 3.x ratings on this page, let me remedy that

Album Rating: 3.5

‘Nobody drinks Carling.

Everybody tucks into mash.’

I cannot refute the legitimacy of this claim in actuality, I can’t remember the last time someone ordered a pint of that shite

I’m not the biggest mash lover in all honesty, but if it’s creamy enough then I’m game - but I’d usually just add a fuckton of gravy, because that’s the easy way out.