Album Rating: 5.0

"Johnny is probably on his fifth plastic surgery in his quest of looking like his idol Maynard,"



He's the one I was talking about lol he's in every Tool thread. And he makes sure you know he rated it 1/5

Album Rating: 4.5

The ultimate master baiter

Album Rating: 4.0

In the mind of Johnny, I think, Tool fans are the same thing as Maynard worshippers, that's in 2022 btw. In reality literally no one cares about Maynard, Tool is all about Justin, whom I am also sexually attracted to. His basslines make me go OOO!



Johnny's musical taste, unfortunately, is incredibly biased and influenced by society / his group of suck-up friends. He surrounded himself with so many mirrors he cannot find his self anymore. Too bad, as he could be the greatest reviewer of all time.

Album Rating: 2.0

who the fuck is Johnny?

sputnik user jonathon wells

Album Rating: 3.5

Johnny Maudlin of the King Wellingtons

thank you for reminding me that maudlin of the well exists

Album Rating: 3.5

Anytime 😊👌🏻

fear in oculus

Album Rating: 5.0

Pneuma is ridiculous



no wonder that stuff can fuck people up

theres gotta be people who think newman was the best on seinfeld surely

"his group of suck-up friends"
someone call pheromone and iai and tell em they're fucking fired
"And he makes sure you know he rated it 1/5"
i spend approx 0% of my time on tool threads discussing tool (incontrovertibly the correct proportion). if you've spent all that time staring at the numbers and taking none of it in then ig typical tool fan amirite someone infuse these people's bongs with some basic comprehension skills
baseline have you heard the new otoboke beaver?
"How did you think of Momus of all artists just like that?"
because i am a genius but also because he invented sellout shibuya kei!

Album Rating: 5.0

J is definitely a main character

i am ur rpg hero
allocate my stats and sculpt my face

Album Rating: 5.0

*jrpg



str: 7

dex: 3

int: 8

wis: 10

cha: 12



*creates kitsune johnny*

Album Rating: 4.0

I've kept the first Otoboke Beaver LP at 2.5 after three auditions. I cannot stand "theneedle j-drop", the kind of Americanized Japanese music that would fit better at Pitchfork festival than in their own country. I will check it out because I'm horny. What do you think about it?

first one surely gets an amnesty bc it was basically a comp of all their underground material, no? i think that the new one is true to what made the first one a hit and fuelled so many rymers' cultural diversity for so many hours! its catchy singalongs will satiate your lust and its compact format will bloody your knives!
"*jrpg"
i do not have the aggressively consistent moral/philosopical values it takes to be a jrpg char ALAS

if johnny was a pokemon i would make him my HM whore just to prove a point

is the point that i am a massive whore or am i missing something here

that you only have as much use as we are willing to give you