lol there is no way in hell that is the real Maynard, cmon now! its funny but i refuse to believe that is the lead man from Tool

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No, it's totally real. Only the real Maynard could be that insightful.

Lies and slander!

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Yeah you know it would be totally Maynard to choose Sputnik as his platform.

lmao there's no way in hell he even knows this place exists. He's too busy taking bathes in grape filled tubs and swashing wine in his mouth and then spitting it out. Explain that to me, how would someone take a drink of Domaine Leroy Musigny Grand Cru 1964 and then spit it out? Does that make sense? If I had that I would drink the entire bottle alone and feel happy.

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He has money to buy a new one.

I don't drink that wine, it's not that great and it's not 19th century so it's useless to me. I make wine and it's decent. I have never once spit wine out of my mouth intentionally. There are several times though when I have spit out wine but it wasn't because of the ayahuasca, it was because I was trying to make it better. Now I have perfected it.

Please visit https://caduceus.org/ for your tasty needs.

jesus christ wtf is happening rn

You cannot attain happiness by purchasing a $50,000 bottle of wine. Happiness is attained in small degrees. Even if you would have downed that bottle, you will wake up the next morning with regret. Unless you're rich like me then it's just another slow Tuesday. But you seem to be struggling, take it slow. Maybe start with White Zinfandel. Best of luck.

gross no ty fake maynard

im not struggling either I have a job and white zinfendel is yucky

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Ah, Maynard’s here. Cute.

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I've always adored the Sput Maynard account.

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Yo Egarran gig was sick. what section were you in? I was in 117 lol

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Row 11, seat 44.



It was fucking fantastic. Highlights were Descending and The Grudge.

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I think almost busted a tear of joy on Descending lol

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Pneuma was also sick live. I think their 2019 festivals setlist was like a bomb, but then this gig was close to perfection in my books. One of a kind

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Yeah I think Pneuma is the best song here and I've seen Carey's drum cam of it a few times. The live version indeed owns everything.

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Is there any vinyl rip available yet? Apparently the dynamic range has been vastly improved compared to the CD version.

https://dr.loudness-war.info/?artist=tool&album=fear+inoculum

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Descending is probably the most deceptively optimistic song I know.