i cant rate an album i havent heard so if u are referring to my 1, all i can do is say the album art of the new album is an uninteresting trainwreck which is impressive to achieve

Album Rating: 3.5

lmao fair enough but tbh this was the last time they did something that didn't blatantly feel like they're completely devoid of anything new. I'll take the chaotic mess over rehashed Kill Em All motifs.

im not entertained by artists who lose discernment between new and good versus new and ungood. my main take on metallica is that they were good but moved onto other things.

Album Rating: 2.5

As an amateur observer of the human condition, I freely acknowledge that successive generations are obliged to a continuation of the species which sometimes entails pushing boundaries and violating the preferences of their elders. History shows the more radically different one generation is from one to the next, the greater degree of innovations are sparked from such permutations. Music is just one by-product of inevitable cultural and technological shifts, sometimes mislabeled as advances. Yes, yes, yes! New music should piss off plenty of parents and leathery jokers like me. At least I’ll accept “cultural evolution” as being inevitable, and necessary. If you don’t believe this, take a look at the past century. Nearly a hundred years ago, traditional musicians hated a new sound called jazz. Later, jazz loyalists despised rock n’ roll and even the early sound of Motown. After that, the rockers hated disco music. Then, just about everyone hated New Wave and the 1980’s. Next came rap music which irritated everyone over the age of 30. Now, it’s hip hop and something called dubstep, which is essentially music made by computers and sound-making software. This garbage makes rap sound like fucking Amadeus. When one of those fucking machines creates a sound that can somehow match this magical majesty, then give me a call. Until then, don’t label what you listen to as “music.” It’s not music. It’s garbage.

Album Rating: 2.5

Informative

whats that gotta do with meyallica?

Album Rating: 2.5

idk 🤷🤷🤷

Album Rating: 2.0

I love artificial brain i mean insemination i mean intelligence

thats ok bcuz the reader decides the meaning

Album Rating: 2.5

check Ilenkus

Album Rating: 1.5

tell me whyyy



aint nothin but a heartaaachee

metallica iz a man band

Album Rating: 4.0

if people were capable of resisting propaganda this album would have a 3.2 average at least

no ive heard the album

Album Rating: 1.5

if lars resisted from that trash can maybe. but no.

Album Rating: 2.0

Lol

Album Rating: 2.0

My lifestyle

Album Rating: 4.0

tired memes = proof i'm right

FALSE

Album Rating: 1.5

tired memes - proof album is shit.