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Ex or alt, the jury is still out

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Or, perhaps the most disturbing yet plausible of these options: both!!!!!



Johnny's ex AND alt!

so it's confirmed then. you've dated johnny.

condolences.

i am a sensitive lover there is no recovery

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I'd personally never even want to recover from Johnny.

life is short! try again! ❤️

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Keep dreaming. Let me tell you something, I never dated a British or Dutch boy and I intend on keeping it that way.

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Dreams...





...shattered.



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pay no heed trif, baseline would repeatedly tease me with this cruel barb to make me insecure in our relationship until i blurted the inevitable gamepiece that i am in fact one quarter australian (this later became a safeword). nothing drives you crazy like the feeling that you will never truly belong to someone!

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I will heed your words thanks for this Johnny.



Baseline, I'm one sixteenth Irish!

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Okay Trifolium. 1) I think it's obvious everyone was joking... 2) I don't know how to tell you this, it's a bit embarrassing, but you're coping so hard right now. Literally no one asked you anything but you got puffed up out of nowhere and started hitting on me like you always played a role in my life and you're some kind of potential candidate to my heart?? Am I missing something?? I mean I'm sorry WTF, I'll never be your girlfriend. I'm a scorpio, I'm realistic, you know, I don't care about guys on the internet, especially from a nerdy music forum like this one. I enjoy music and have lots of fun discussing about it, but that's about it. I don't want to be mean, but if you're gonna act like a creep and scare every girl you interact with you will never get too far. Please... go back lurk from the shadows or occupy your time with something real, like knitting a sweater or something in your large empty home. You've watched too much Lars and the Real Girl.

have u got any feet pictures

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Good to see this thread can still deliver.

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Yeah it's been a great couple of pages.

so much heartbreak, oh to be young again

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i just want someone to fist my pooper for christ sake

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Oh my!!!!! If only Baseline knew how accurate their comment was!!!!!!



I am knitting a sweater as we speak. Also I'M A SCORPIO TOOOOOO!!!



♏💖

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"i just want someone to fist my pooper for christ sake"



Visit the Ænima thread for that, Tool has (reportedly) moved on from stinkfisting.

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I'm not sure what's going on, but I am grateful to have witnessed whatever madness this is

isn't all love folly?