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Kusangii
October 31st 2023


9025 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Gud album

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
October 31st 2023


126929 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"Hi I'm Gavierra last night my mommy made me dinner while we listened to Tool and we both got so wound up I jizzed right in my pants."

Gavierra
October 31st 2023


521 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

> making lame jokes about Men because limited vocabulary is spent

porcupinetheater
October 31st 2023


11092 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Dude's trying to shit talk black metal with an arsenal of "Agalloch is the only good one" and currently digging the fucking Flower Kings lmao



World's full of neoprog, go listen to Pendragon and keep yourself occupied for awhile

porcupinetheater
October 31st 2023


11092 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Wait I just.



A 2.0 on Portishead Johnny come back it's so much worse

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
October 31st 2023


126929 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeah dude clearly is a loser.

Gavierra
October 31st 2023


521 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Black metal virgins be like: ^

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
October 31st 2023


126929 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Basement dwelling cock ticklers be like ^^^

Gavierra
October 31st 2023


521 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

LOOOOL another Darwin-Reject comeback I fucking can’t

MoM
October 31st 2023


5993 Comments


This is like watching a drunk man argue with his own reflection. Fascinating.

JohnnyoftheWell
October 31st 2023


64287 Comments


Been so distracted following parks' latest shitbit this week that I forgot there are real users with genuinely godawful taste issues
Tool/NIN/Deftones/Porcupine Tree I literally could not name a more iconic combo for shitting the bed on an entire generation of metal

MoM
October 31st 2023


5993 Comments


“ Tool/NIN/Deftones/Porcupine Tree”

Someone inherited their dad’s ipod shuffle

Gavierra
October 31st 2023


521 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

“This is like watching a drunk man argue with his own reflection. Fascinating”



More like watching a hobo get mad because someone told him to get a job. It’s peak entertainment on my end



Also I’m sure 3 of those 4 bands aren’t even metal

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
October 31st 2023


126929 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"Hi I'm Gavierra sorry I'm being rude my micropenis makes me a naturally angry person."

Gavierra
October 31st 2023


521 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Keep crying lol. Maybe one day that 5mm will come in handy

porcupinetheater
October 31st 2023


11092 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Tbh much as I dig this record, this is the discourse that Nodtveidt deserves

evilford
October 31st 2023


72850 Comments


Trve

MO
October 31st 2023


24338 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

what a thread 10/10

Jurtz
October 31st 2023


5708 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

So much maturity here

jemaiseyeti
November 10th 2023


426 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

That time of the year again



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