what have i stumbled into

Luv it Colton, squeaky clean

'Well by that logic should we water wash our Tom DeSchlongs after we pee with some form of cock-bidet?'
uh..no? do you often get poop on your willy when peeing ??

Only every single time!

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cock bidets are a concept worth exploring

No lol, but if you got pee on your arm would you rub it off with paper or would you use moisture? Cos pee also smells

@colton, I searched online, there's cock urinal bidets that apparently spray and air dry? Catering to all sizes too lol

I’ve warmed to this load of wank.

glad to finally have the Zakalwe Seal of Approval® on this bad boy👍

It’s by no means revolutionary and it’s the definition of student toss but I do appreciate it.

2018

surely referring to AVIARY

Mumbling bloke. Noonday Dream

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throwback to when Zak said Ben mentioning crows and then making his guitar sound like crows is the only cool guitar moment of the past 20 years

I disagree John.
Ben took traditional folk off into a new direction that Bon Iver attempted but failed to do so cos he was too much of a mincer.

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zak have you ever listened to The Tallest Man On Earth

I think so mate. One of his albums was recommended awhile back and I liked it….or was that Portugal The Man??

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check out his first two albums if you like the whole "traditional folk going in a new direction" thing. he embodies the qualities of traditional folk more than Ben imo while also being very unique

Nice!

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fuk u zak

Charming!