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ok so johnny let me explain to you how a shower works
water continually falls down from something called a “shower head” so as to facilitate the cleaning process. once the water falls from the shower head onto your body, it falls off of your body and goes down what is called a “drain” (like the Soccer Mommy song). I am not spraying my asshole with water, and then collecting that water somehow and reusing it on the rest of my body
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Wait wait wait....this is something you actually do?
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I do actually wash my ass yes, I know this is strange to sputnik users
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I thought we were all just taking the piss. Omg this thread just got so much better!
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I use a detachable shower head. it has significantly better water pressure than a bidet and I can hold it to my asshole for as long as I want. it’s objectively superior to a bidet in literally every conceivable way. you cannot name a way in which bidets are better
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yes I actually do this why tf wouldn’t I
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Hahahaha
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Bog Roll >
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I follow a regimented and fibrous diet. I shit once a day, in the morning before I shower. I have never taken a shit at work, that's just insane
not everyone has to do that obviously, but don't come down on me for being unorthodox when I probably have the cleanest ass on this entire site
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When it comes to sput that is a lofty goal to be fair
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"I wipe my own ass" - Big Daddy (1999)
"I use a detachable shower head" - Colton (2022)
We've come so far 🚿
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Mid
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The one issue I can see with using a shower head as a bidet is that the poo water might splashback on the shower head, then when you go to actually shower, youre spraying dangleberries into your hair. Am I missing something? are you extra careful to avoid this? Or are you potentially poo watering your head?
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Absolute classic, the whole 'kid golley dropping to the ground and sucking back up' bit is so nasty lol
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I knew there was a reason I popped (pooped?) back in here, so glad I did
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water is necessary for a clean butt. if you got poop on your arm, you wouldn't just wipe it off with a dry piece of paper and call it good. you'd use some form of moisture (and likely cleaner) to get it off. why don't we show our asses the same respect?
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Well by that logic should we water wash our Tom DeSchlongs after we pee with some form of cock-bidet?
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Not sure that's what it's for but I think it could work lol
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@conesmoke that doesn’t happen, but even if it did, I use a detachable shower head for ass cleaning and then there’s another main shower head for everything else. it’s a foolproof system
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Tom DeSchlongs made me laugh a little too hard
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