I love how most of the dudes that comment on this say 'iced honey' is bottom of the barrel but it's one of the few i minimally dig ahah.

i wonder if you got all the comments and ctrl+f'd "not that bad" how many results would come up haha. that's what everyone who defends this album says.

Album Rating: 1.0

*Borat Voice* I WANT YOU AS MY WIFE



This honestly makes metal machine music sound good

Album Rating: 1.0

@Jacquibim



Its worse. Here's a 5 minute summary of this abomination



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRP_dwEUQwI

Album Rating: 1.5

this is that bad, but it's also hilarious

"I love how most of the dudes that comment on this say 'iced honey' is bottom of the barrel but it's one of the few i minimally dig ahah."

the fact that you dig "iced honey" the most is consistent with your opinion on the album though

So I listened to that sampler and it was ehh

If it was as stupid instrumentally as it was lyrically, I might have actually liked it.

Album Rating: 1.5

Oh Jack I beseech you

Supreme violation

Blood in the foyer

The bathroom

The tea room

The kitchen, with her knives splayed

I will swallow your sharpest cutter

Like a colored man's dick

"Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack I beseech you"

Supreme violation

lol

Album Rating: 1.5

I AM THE TABLE

Album Rating: 1.0

Why can't I give this album a ZERO ?

Because it's better than zero.

I've managed not to hear this; the play is fantastic and I have no intention of ruining it

Album Rating: 4.0

I dont know why people didn't like at all this album.Of course it has a lot of weak points but it is not bad.It is an experimentall effort.Thats all.If you dont like it because you are a metallica fanboy you shoyld consider that is a consept album that is not based on metallica's music neither lou Reeds.It's a colab for something different.Give it a go again....

Album Rating: 1.0

Hetfield's backing vocals on this are comedy gold



SMALL TOOOOWN GUUUUURRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Oooooohhhhh ICEEEEDDDD HOOONNAAAAYYYYYYYaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Album Rating: 1.0

See if the ice will melt for YOOOWWWWW

Ahah yeah, brandenburg gate is hilarious.

Album Rating: 1.0

LOLOLOLOL



Greg Fidelman, one of the producers for this album, is the main producer for Hardwired to Self Destruct.



This is gonna be a shitshow.

Album Rating: 1.0

This is a textbook 1

Album Rating: 1.0

Almost 5