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Jane (5.0)
Petitioning (5.0) = Axe (4.5)
Fail (4.5)
Crashing (4.0)
Heroes (3.5)
Halo (3.0)
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Album Rating: 5.0
Only got through the first two paragraphs, but this review is funny as fuck
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Album Rating: 4.0
Review is funny.
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Album Rating: 4.5
Silentpotato is right
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Album Rating: 5.0
Converge
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Album Rating: 5.0
omg it works
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awesome picture funeral
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Album Rating: 4.0
"And this is why the album must be rated a 1. Converge cannot even be credited with its creation. Jane Doe is, essentially, an album that was written by no one."
I thought we rate the album/music, and not the band.
That would explain a lot of scores this site.
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Album Rating: 5.0
never thought i would see Macbeth reference in a Converge album. Your an idiot. listen to this album again.
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I think this review is rather ok. You make one valid argument but then you just explore that aspect of the album-it's ambiguity- and stretch that into a review. You should have talked about the way the album soundslittle less about what it all means, or it's significance. You're saying that this album is empty and without meaning simply becuase Bannon allows the listener to place his own meaning or purpose within the lines. Doesn't the meaning listeners forge with it give it a large amount of meaning in of itself? Regardless, the concept and purpose is not all that matters. The music here is brilliantly written, and I would have liked to see you tackle that aspect(the more important aspect mind you).
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The first 3 paragraphs are just bullshit. You are obviously using a thesaurus just to find fancy synonyms, and the whole "symptom" idea goes nowhere. I mean I'm not going to neg nor pos, the rest is decent, but ugh those paragraphs made me hate you.
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Album Rating: 4.0
this is the only guy that gave the album a 1. lol
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This review is the epitome of pretentious drivel. The fact that 50 people voted this as well written is sad.
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Oh man the vocals are awful this is like bmth.
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Soooooo over rated
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Yea I swear to god As I Lay Dying are much better.
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Heh did u listen to an ocean between us?
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Album Rating: 4.5
hufryhfdhfceifeefi AXE TO FALL
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Yea I checked some of it out, pretty decent stuff.
Sound of Truth is still my fav though.
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Album Rating: 5.0
Wow, i have no idea what was the point of this review, be it by trying to get some kind of decent point across or just finding an excuse to give this a 1, but whatever it was, it has made one of the stupid, pretentious shitty drabbles that i've read in my entire life.
You dip what little you have of content and stretched it by avoiding the main topic, the album, and just trying to show off how much you know of definitions(little as well, it seems) and by using some kind post-modernist pseudo intellectual bullshit. To the point that this is actually the one and only review that i've read that has actually infuriated me.
If you ask ne, this entire review reeks of desperation to prove to someone that you're smart, probably because no one thinks you are in real life, and rightfully so.
You are sad, and the fact that 51 actually think this piece of fucking dogshit is well written is even sadder.
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