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theacademy
Staff Reviewer
May 6th 2010


31879 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i'm a pretty tough critic, and I don't think poor taste in quotes is such a big deal. Now, if he was writing a RATM review, and he quoted Joseph McCarthy or something fundamentally retarded (without, of course, trying to be ironic about it), then I might bring up the issue. idk tho, that's just me. there are worse staffer reviews than this one.

Brylawski
May 6th 2010


709 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Haha that was excellent



Fugue
May 6th 2010


7371 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Tbh I was expecting you to give it a lesser rating based on how vocal you've been about your dislike toward the review.

Fugue
May 6th 2010


7371 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Fair enough. Rachmaninov is awesome btw.

Waior
May 6th 2010


11778 Comments


Whoa, you're bolding usernames in your posts. Nostalgic wave.

tiesthatbind
May 6th 2010


7441 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Indeed, Waior

Enotron
May 6th 2010


7695 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

MJ for hipster rights

Fugue
May 6th 2010


7371 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Glad you like him man. one of my favorites




Well thank you for the rec, you're less douchey on this account it seems.

OutOfTheMuD
May 6th 2010


15 Comments


As I said, Davey is probably one of the worst staff reviewers I've seen thus far.

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
May 7th 2010


22503 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

"Outside of this reprehensible selection of quotes, there is little to complain about DaveyBoy's review"



- A specific tv show is horrible because of the bad ads that play in-between.

- An album is horrible because of the 5 short interludes interspersed through the LP.



Skip the ads... Skip the interludes... Skip the quotes. F**k, it's not difficult.



Lower a show/album/review rating by 0.5-1. That's what I would do in that case. Many hip-hop albums have some annoying interludes for instance, but if the main batch of ten to twelve 3-5 minute songs are strong, then the interludes are not going to lower my rating to, say a, 1.8



"you're less douchey on this account it seems."



Oh, he's been banned before on other accouts. Shock horror!

theacademy
Staff Reviewer
May 7th 2010


31879 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Shock horror!




ACCENT SOUNDED SO FUCKIN AUSTRALIAN IN MY HEAD

DiceMan
May 7th 2010


7066 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I hope he rips apart one of my reviews. I want people to neg me, hard.

LG
May 7th 2010


3050 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

I still love you DaveyMyBoy

Fugue
May 7th 2010


7371 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Kinda always wanted to know how to get big/coloured writing. Anyone fancy letting me in on the secret...?

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
May 7th 2010


22503 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

"ACCENT SOUNDED SO FUCKIN AUSTRALIAN IN MY HEAD"



Crikey!

Fugue
May 7th 2010


7371 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Throw another shrimp on the barbay.

Phantom
May 7th 2010


9010 Comments


the secret is now gone

DiceMan
May 7th 2010


7066 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

omfg Sputnik is [colour=gray]BRITISH



[Size=4]system is broken[/Size=4]

Fugue
May 7th 2010


7371 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Thanks Phantom

Phantom
May 7th 2010


9010 Comments


use it wisely



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